Jay Shingle

he/him. art comedy. musician. creator of (at)ordinarypeoplememes on IG. words in The Hard Times, Oregano & Widget. former attorney. views/posts are my own

[Jay Shingle @jayshinglefunny]

Thinking about bedtime

[Jay Shingle @jayshinglefunny]

Wtf is this app

[brian fiddyment @brians_profile]

I'm the best in the world at looking at the ground.

[Jay Shingle @jayshinglefunny]

I don’t really like the song “Queer” by Garbage anymore (I’ve heard it too many times), but I’m afraid if I remove it from my liked songs then I’m anti-queer so I keep it in

[Jay Shingle @jayshinglefunny]

Do u know how many fricken breasts and asses i see on this app daily

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@scottmacs No the hosts

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P sure the guys on queer eye are gay

[Jay Shingle @jayshinglefunny]

Don't let the days go by
Glycerine, glycerine

[Jay Shingle @jayshinglefunny]

Just reached my limit viewing 800 nudes on Twitter

[Jay Shingle @jayshinglefunny]

Tweet limit doesn’t affect me I’m never on here losers

[Jay Shingle @jayshinglefunny]

After I have sex w a guy I will rip their heads off

[Jay Shingle @jayshinglefunny]

I love sitting on my porch and watching people sift through my free pile

[Jay Shingle @jayshinglefunny]

I loved season 2 of the bear but I was annoyed by the finale. Too many issues left unresolved. Even for a cheeky winky “let’s leave a cliffhanger to hint at a season 3” type deal, it was too much

[Jay Shingle @jayshinglefunny]

My aesthetic is “drug user dad”

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i wish i was cool & gay

[Ron Lynch @ronlynch1]

Tomorrow!TOMORROW! The "J" show. Prime Talent and fun! Midnight!

[Jay Shingle @jayshinglefunny]

I truly hope all the lint that clings to my hairy sweaty body that is then washed down the drain in the shower is a consistent supply of building materials for colonies of sewer rats

[Jay Shingle @jayshinglefunny]

I know a little about wine

[Jay Shingle @jayshinglefunny]

Casually watching One Hour Photo at 6:28 PM on a Tuesday

[Jay Shingle @jayshinglefunny]

if u lose weight for urself ur fatphobic