Jared

I don't know what color my hair is | VCU alum

[Jared @jayyraad96]

Artist vs the art

[fresh @fauxfresh]

couldn’t tell you nothing about this show other than i loved it

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

Just ate some bacon from Dollar Tree and now my neck won’t turn

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

dont cry becasue its over, Attack. Attack wverythjng around you. do spin attacks and hurt things

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

I disagree with most of the definitions in the Merriam-Webster dictionary, but it's still useful for the spelling

[chad @chasedbywasps]

jimmy neutron was based on a real boy from my church

[cj @futurevictim_]

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard

[Yuri @Yuri_Ravens]

“Ravens are retaining HC John Harbaugh after some internal discussions”

[Yuri @Yuri_Ravens]

Welp

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Sorry folks, I'm just not a fan of sharks - and don't worry, they will be around long after we are gone.

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night

[Brandon Clarke🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🩺 🐕🐈 @bac_clarke]

I’m so glad the USPS package I never ordered has arrived at the warehouse 👍🏾

[chules (dimwit) @notyouknowsimba]

unc is FULL been sitting like this for 45 minutes

[bum @BattleRapBum]

nasty ass food im in a nasty ass mood

[$B @BrendanDaGawd]

ㅤ

[Reba McEntire @reba]

To catch u up to speed, had a good breakfast and then the torture started...

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[Jared @jayyraad96]

@josiahhughes Are you finished or are you done

[SHAQ @SHAQ]

Just saw punisher, great bloody movie, aggggggh, dats what i , nevamind lol, aggggggh (growl) (snarl) spit

[Public Universal Homie @KurtBeTweeting]

Not so innocent now… I tried to warn y’all.