jason

[jason @jazzmoore86]

Me

[🌌 Observer of Suns @ObserverSuns]

@MultimediaMage type of guy who is an ‘alpha male’ in the sense of being large, positive, but easily impeded by even the slightest of obstacles

[Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @InkMasterbator]

If you insist on misgendering me during your tattoo then I'm charging you double. Sorry, but if you insist I'm a man then it's a known fact that men earn more than women. Call it a "sir" charge.

[jason @jazzmoore86]

@richjmadrid Dude’s about to retire, he’s trying to build his profile for a big broadcast contract.

[Arik Armstead @arikarmstead]

RETWEET IF YOU WANNA SEE THE REGULAR SEASON CLOSEOUT WITH A W!

Giving away 2 tickets to Sunday's game to someone who RTs this! Giveaway ends Saturday 1/7 at 10am PST.

#WPMOYChallenge + @arikarmstead #49ers #49ersfaithful #AZvsSF #SanFrancisco

[jason @jazzmoore86]

Facetious ≠ fa SIT eee us

[bailey meyers @baileymeyers]

hey kids who learned their vocab from reading, what word that you mispronounced still haunts you

[jason @jazzmoore86]

@JanuaryEmily Yeah but that doesn’t make sense (in general) so fuck it. The language rules will change to keep up.

[jason @jazzmoore86]

He could’ve gone to Cancun?

[jason @jazzmoore86]

@Liv_Agar Negging, but make it racist

[jason @jazzmoore86]

@tacomaschools https://t.co/iivD0c1qr9

[jason @jazzmoore86]

Mark Sanchez every time a QB throws the ball away #49ers #saints

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

disney sources telling me chapek is out because he told pixar the asses were getting too big. insiders say iger is promising even bigger asses

[Prison Policy Initiative @PrisonPolicy]

🧵We've pulled together some of the false claims about crime and incarceration you're most likely to hear at the Thanksgiving dinner table, and the data and facts to help you push back:

[jason @jazzmoore86]

Except it fucking is, apparently

[phocks @phocks]

If you're at Twitter and you've been invited back after they fired you in error, here's a chat with one of the managers there, the Senior Director of Engineering at Twitter, aka @LukeEvansSimon

[jason @jazzmoore86]

Is anyone using the drag/strip name Emmy Grant?

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

If Biden is unable to freeze prices in the worldwide oil market, then I have no choice but to vote to end democracy in the United States.

[jason @jazzmoore86]

Yes please

[brandon* @brndxix]

how men who drink iced coffee like to be kissed

[leo of arakko says 🔺RESIST🔺 @arakkosuperstar]

so u know how sometimes you’ll have one actively abusive parent and one who doesn’t stop the abuse but slips u a treat while ur crying in ur room and calls it a day? that’s the two party structure of the united states

[Rachel the Realm Mom @rachel_elisse]

I was raised on the child punishment teachings of James Dobson. When my oldest was born, I decided not to use spanking - ever. I had relatives beg me, in tears, to reconsider. They said I would ruin her.

13 years later, I just had my first 8th grad parent teacher conference. 1/