Jocelyn Jaye

If I could, I'd major in napping

[Jocelyn Jaye @jazzyyjaye]

My personal favorite portrait of @realDonaldTrump 😂

[Jocelyn Jaye @jazzyyjaye]

My kitten decided he needed to wake me up for food. He has food in his dish. I stirred it around and he was happy. Then he woke me up 45 minutes later to do it again. I loce that fucker but I’m about to stick him in my brother’s room

[Jocelyn Jaye @jazzyyjaye]

Delilah got the hiccups (she’s 3) and yelled “Daddy what’s wrong with me, I’m a little squeaky!” And I died 😂

[Jocelyn Jaye @jazzyyjaye]

This just in: just because someone gets in a fight with their SO doesn’t mean they’re breaking up. And even if they did, I guarentee they don’t wanna see your dick first thing the next morning.

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

It’s all fun and games until Carrie Underwood digs her keys into the side of your pretty little souped up 4-wheel drive.

[Jocelyn Jaye @jazzyyjaye]

I’m trying to focus on job apps but my mom keeps sending me adorable videos of the squirrel she befriended. She’s feeding him broccoli. She looked up good foods to feed him because she wanted him to be healthy. His name is Lil Bushy.

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Finally, the reboot we’ve all been waiting for

[Jocelyn Jaye @jazzyyjaye]

I love him but he’s snoring and he’s slowly invading my side of the bed.

[Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist]

Hi, before Trump takes credit for bringing peace to North and South Korea, make him point them out on an unmarked map.

Or, fuck it, on a marked map.

[Jocelyn Jaye @jazzyyjaye]

“Anywhoosies” is now an official word in my book ✌🏻

[Jocelyn Jaye @jazzyyjaye]

Taking my brother to Urgent Care makes me feel so adult. The lady asked me for all the information because he can’t remember his medical info to save his life. Like yes hello I am a responsible adult. 😏😎

[Jocelyn Jaye @jazzyyjaye]

Julie Andrews is the best actress ever. Don’t @ me though

[Jocelyn Jaye @jazzyyjaye]

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and chill

[Jocelyn Jaye @jazzyyjaye]

The best feeling is when my boyfriend’s daughter yells “YOU’RE HOME! I MISSED YOU” whenever I come over ❤️

[Dr. Esosa the Great MD,MHS @NigerianBabeee]

I knew I wasn’t being over dramatic https://t.co/b2SkJwjWXG

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Young people have helped lead all our great movements. How inspiring to see it again in so many smart, fearless students standing up for their right to be safe; marching and organizing to remake the world as it should be. We've been waiting for you. And we've got your backs.

[Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist]

"If we ban guns they will just find another way."

Then let them find another way. Let them try to kill dozens in a matter of minutes with a goddamn butter knife. Let them hurl stones. Let's force mass murders to get creative as hell. Because I'm tired of it being easy for them.

[Sarah Chadwick @Sarahchadwickk]

Dear Donald Trump,
I’m the 16 year old girl who tweeted you and told you i didn’t want your condolences, I wanted gun control, and went viral because of it. I heard you’re coming to my community soon and I would like to express my opinions on gun control to you face to face.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

We are grieving with Parkland. But we are not powerless. Caring for our kids is our first job. And until we can honestly say that we're doing enough to keep them safe from harm, including long overdue, common-sense gun safety laws that most Americans want, then we have to change.

[Jesus Christ @jesus]

Why are women’s bodies being more regulated than guns in the US?