John Barnette

in the basement tryna write a hit

[John Barnette @jbarnette]

@vinbarnes Actually good

[John Barnette @jbarnette]

The hardest decision for a “cool” “new” bar in Denver: should we call ourselves Wolf & Noun or Noun & Wolf

[John Barnette @jbarnette]

@lstoll Living in the west burbs of Denver close to my parents, came out around Covid time

[John Barnette @jbarnette]

I needed a new notebook and found a partially used one on my bookshelf. The last page w writing on it just said

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The most annoying thing about vegans is that they’re right.

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Here's a janky little tool we use to add Go build dependencies to our Makefiles:
https://t.co/4C59HaDRPa

It's not good, but it's good enough for us right now.

[John Barnette @jbarnette]

@AaronBBrown777 @tenderlove @veganstraightedge Based

[John Barnette @jbarnette]

@tenderlove @veganstraightedge Don’t use Base as a class name unless your domain is a fort, a sport, or the chemical sort.

[John Barnette @jbarnette]

No good day starts with three missed calls from the La Puenta Hot Topic.

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As an executive, if your company is not aligned w/your values it is because you have not been honest w/yourself about your values.

[John Barnette @jbarnette]

Executives set the culture of a company, but workers define, document, implement, and disseminate it. You cannot tell your people what your company’s culture is. You can only demonstrate what you would like it to be.

[John Barnette @jbarnette]

Hell is other people’s kitchens.

[John Barnette @jbarnette]

I appreciate your work, person who named this gas station “Pump it 24 hours.”

[John Barnette @jbarnette]

Walking through the park a little after sunrise. A plaid-shorts-wearing lady yells at a man. “You 👏 look 👏 like 👏 you 👏 suck 👏 dick,” she shouts, clapping as he moves boxes out of an RV and into the back of her ancient Corolla.

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Today I saw two men slapfighting in the parking lot of a Noodles & Company.

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The solution to our current observability problem is clearly to write another logging library.

[John Barnette @jbarnette]

We’re surprisingly poor judges of speed and distance, considering how good we are at throwing.

[John Barnette @jbarnette]

I have been accurately segmented

[John Barnette @jbarnette]

The solution to our current infra problems is clearly to create our own Linux distribution.

[John Barnette @jbarnette]

This infra project is coming together, we've gone from one node crashing for many different reasons to many nodes crashing for the same reason.