J. Lynn

Lifelong learner, adventurer, foodie, naturalist, and exercise enthusiast.

[Simon Sinek @simonsinek]

All managers of metrics have an opportunity to become leaders of people.

[Governor Gretchen Whitmer @GovWhitmer]

There’s a reason the UP is called “God’s Country.” Thank you to everyone at the UP State Fair for the warm welcome!

[Jon Gordon @JonGordon11]

Four things you can control every day are your ATTITUDE, your EFFORT, your BEHAVIOR and your ACTIONS.

It doesn't matter what others are doing, are not doing, or who you think is being unfair. Focus on being positive, working hard and making others around you better.

[J. Lynn @jbird315]

This.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

When is Mother’s Day over? This is exhausting.

[Dadman Standing @dadmann_walking]

People like to say they love coffee but dump 1 gallon of sugar into it. You don't love coffee you love candy.

[des_linden @des_linden]

Traditionalist know records drop on Tuesday.

Sub 3 (2:59:54) • Out now

[J. Lynn @jbird315]

@LakinBroncs215 Congrats @Cy10Jacy 🏀

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Average price of a hearing aid: Over $2,400

Cost of a set of dentures: Over $2,500

Cost of prescription eyeglasses: Over $200

Median income of seniors: About $2,200 a month

In the richest country on earth, we must expand Medicare to include vision, hearing and dental care.

[SpacedMom @copymama]

I wish happy pictures on social media had truthful behind-the-scenes captions: “Called kid a dumbass 2 minutes before this pic was taken” or “argued with spouse for the entire drive to this destination because he got me the wrong burrito filling at Chipotle"

[Sabrina Ionescu @sabrina_i20]

Women’s @NCAA bubble weight room vs Men’s weight room... thought this was a joke. WTF is this?!?
To all the women playing in the @marchmadness tournament, keep grinding!

[Sabrina Ionescu @sabrina_i20]

“Limited space” they say... 🥴🤔

[Will Abrams @CoachWillAbrams]

“Not enough space”

[Molly Hensley-Clancy @mollyhc]

The NCAA isn't arguing with the accuracy of photos showing disparities between the weight facilities for men and women at March Madness.

A rep told me the women's convention center is smaller and initially thought not to have space. Officials have now apparently found the space.

[Dadman Standing @dadmann_walking]

I spent all day with the kids by myself. I don't know how I forget every time how draining that really is. So again I say mad props to my wife and all you other stay at home moms and dads and single parents. That shits hard even when they are mostly behaved well. I'm tired.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Not a fan of how the car wash attendant aggressively waves me forward when there is another car 2 feet in front of me.

[J. Lynn @jbird315]

@heyyojo4

[Dadman Standing @dadmann_walking]

no YOU drank a whole pot of coffee by yourself this morning.

[TeacherGoals @teachergoals]

State tests are going to tell us that despite our best efforts, and due to variables beyond our control, students will score lower than in a regular school year.

Just saved everyone many hours of time and billions of dollars.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[J. Lynn @jbird315]

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