John Bender

Messed with the bull

[John Bender @jbjohnbender]

After rewatching all of my Christmas favorites, my top 10:

Klaus
Elf
A Very Murray Christmas
Guardians of the Galaxy Christmas special
Violent Night
Garfield Christmas
Happiest Season
The Holdovers
Muppet Christmas Carol
Spirited

[John Bender @jbjohnbender]

@penishernande2 @ChristopherHine

[John Bender @jbjohnbender]

@MCJonB Too woke

[John Bender @jbjohnbender]

@JonKrawczynski More like Jonas AlwaysFloppins, amiright?

[John Bender @jbjohnbender]

Tara makes me laugh. I hope she gets to make her cancer movie.

[tara shoe @tarashoe]

oh my god. I had cervical cancer. but I don’t anymore! I’m dealing with it in the healthiest way possible: making a whole production out of it. don’t be mad at me but the fundraiser for my short film GIRLIE is live
https://t.co/ThCOfdnsaR

[John Bender @jbjohnbender]

It's funny because it's true

[Rudy FunkMeyer @rudyfunkmeyer]

If Democratic leadership can’t get the caucus in order to keep members from breaking ranks and caving on extending ACA subsidies then they have no business being in leadership.

[John Bender @jbjohnbender]

@MNUFC @GopherFootball I'm going to be in Seattle Monday night. Where are Loons fans sitting?

[John Bender @jbjohnbender]

@JoshDCarson

[John Bender @jbjohnbender]

Brandi Carlile is so back.

https://t.co/5Fnrr4yq5C

[John Bender @jbjohnbender]

One more Brandi Carlile picture from last night...

[John Bender @jbjohnbender]

@longdrivesouth @atrupar More like a double stanTURD, amiright?

[John Bender @jbjohnbender]

I have a batch of books to donate to an MPS teacher...mostly around 4th grade level (Bad Guys, Dog Man, Wimpy Kid, Last Kids on Earth).

[John Bender @jbjohnbender]

@ChrisRstrib @wolfalicemusic Vocals sound incredible. Wish I could hear the lead guitar the first 50 minutes of the set.

[John Bender @jbjohnbender]

10 years later, we're back together at First Avenue. Really looking forward to Wolf Alice!

[John Bender @jbjohnbender]

Eek. Wolf Alice isn't making it for me in the main room. Need to pick it up.

[John Bender @jbjohnbender]

@PAPICARLOS444 @JonKrawczynski They had one to give

[John Bender @jbjohnbender]

Best news you'll read all day

[First Avenue @FirstAvenue]

Just Announced: JD McPHERSON - SOCKS: A ROCK N ROLL CHRISTMAS TOUR with Melissa Carper at First Avenue on Saturday, December 20.

Tix on sale Friday → https://t.co/pTZRRRYHBa

[John Bender @jbjohnbender]

The most beautiful thing you'll see today.

[WWE @WWE]

WHAT. A. MOMENT.

Stephanie Vaquer becomes Women's World Champion at #Wrestlepalooza!

[John Bender @jbjohnbender]

Really going to miss Mary Moriarty's brave leadership.

[Mary Moriarty @MaryMoriarty]

“The same objections arise every time, and they are overcome by the policy change being successful every time in shifting law enforcement resources to focus on violent crimes and dangerous driving conduct that take lives,” the statement read. https://t.co/2fHwQYwXy6

[John Bender @jbjohnbender]

It's funny because it's true

[Jake Sherman @JakeSherman]

That’s Chris Van Hollen saying that Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries are practicing “spineless politics.”

[John Bender @jbjohnbender]

We are so fucked

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "We could've won every war, but we really chose to be very politically correct, or wokey."

[John Bender @jbjohnbender]

This sounds silly!

[First Avenue @FirstAvenue]

Just Announced KOO KOO – Silly Shindig with Peelander Z, Mega Ran, Superfun Yeah Yeah Rocketship, Louis & Dan and the Invisible Band, and Derry & The Dirty Dishes at First Avenue and in the 7th St Entry on December 28.

Tickets on sale Friday → https://t.co/0PuqfzYnEZ

[John Bender @jbjohnbender]

Fantastic goal in a really fun MLS game. Really enjoyed the commentary tonight, too. Excellent production all around.

[Minnesota United FC @MNUFC]

when you need a goal you call

THE FINNISHER™️