Cassandra

Her. Told you so. again.

[Cassandra @jcankash]

Kid been complaining bitterly about the new Milo formula. This coming from a 16yo who been drinking Milo every morning of life since he was 2yo. Says he going to try something else now cause it’s ruined.

[Bri Schwapp @brischh]

whoever is responsible for the new Milo formula, just know I don’t like you

[Cassandra @jcankash]

@kantsak Haven’t been OK since 2019… but still we move eh?

[Cassandra @jcankash]

@The_Badger_jm I was about to call the police earlier because the first 2 Egypt goals made me think someone was being murdered across the road…

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

My parent: “back in our days we didn’t go to therapy”

Me fighting the urge to say “it shows”

[Shaun 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸 @shaunvlog_]

Everyone in Scotland has suddenly discovered their Mexican ancestry

[Cassandra @jcankash]

@The_Badger_jm I’m just happy for Vigo the Carpathian

[Cassandra @jcankash]

Feeling like no one read the fine print on NWC’s post about reinstating Munroe Road with the Matilda’s Corner to Retreat Avenue plan “in the coming months”…

[Cassandra @jcankash]

@mamachell I feel the 20lbs coming back

[Danny Boy @Care2much18]

Quote: "This is how USAID spent your tax dollars"

I think people have lost the will to try fact-check this guy due to the volume of lies he spreads.

Also it's actually pretty difficult with this image and quite time consuming.

It just happens I had nothing better to do. /1

[Sassy Scientist 👩🏽‍🔬 @blacksciencegal]

I've never seen a child with high parental engagement not succeed. That is it. Everything else is secondary.

[Kenyatta FORTIS4EVER Powell @kenyatta_pow]

Call me small-minded and parochial, but if you don't live on this island, you shouldn't get any substantive say in how it is governed.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Having trouble brainstorming and want to use AI? Talk to your friend with adhd. We have so many ideas and never drink water.

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

The autistic experience of being genuine & thinking you had a real connection with someone — only to find out after a significant amount of time that it was one-sided & they actually just thought you were weird.

[June Done? Julyin' @JKavJA]

I think my absolute favourite part about being a @FLOWJamaica customer is knowing that internet outages are a certainty.

It's not if an outage is going to happen, it's how often. Since recently? Very.

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Part of feminism is admitting that you’re a bird about certain shit and working to unlearn it. All of us got a lil chirpy chirp you just gotta rage against the birdness

[Not Kevin 📸 @cevancoore]

My hot take is you shouldn't be allowed to renew your license if you have outstanding traffic tickets.

[Kelly McIntosh @KellyKatharin]

People: don't let them shut you down with vague promises & shouts of expenditure.
WE are the ones who are stuck in traffic. Yuh have outrider fi whisk you to where yah go?
WE are the ones w the bills for bent rims, front ends that shake & shudder & busters tires.
PRESSURE THEM!

[Samantha- The Layman’s Doctor @thelaymansdr]

Wanting your kids to go to well resourced schools but refusing to pay the contributions/ fees is like living in an apartment complex wanting the best upkeep and not paying your strata/maintenance fees

[MADMC @_matthewmclaugh]

Developed countries do road work in the dead of night/weekends and at low traffic hours and watch weather activities so inclement weather doesn’t affect them. Jamaica digs up a major road on a Friday afternoon before the evening rush begins with rainy conditions imminent…