Jo-EL

Live life | World Champion - Chelsea FC

[Jo-EL @jcbthemachine]

Don't let them tell you that you can't.

During the military, the people wanted democracy, they got it.

[Benji Newman @acebenji]

I CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH CHRIST
I CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH CHRIST
I CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH CHRIST
I CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH CHRIST
I CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH CHRIST
I CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH CHRIST
I CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH CHRIST

[gab baby gal @bupium]

bendito seja o incômodo que nos impulsiona a mudar

[ܼ @nrcoste]

El pH de una vagina es tan ácido que puede llegar a disolver por completo un grupo de amigos.

[AK 🇮🇪 @CFCAK]

Football had no issue with Salah praying to 'Allah' after all his goals

Football had no issue with Haaland doing the buddha celebration

But the second anyone glorifies Christ there's a problem?

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

Ibrahim Turaki became governor at 35

Donald Duke at 37

Chimaroke Nnamani at 38

OUK at 39

These guys got these opportunities when they were young, and their generation decided to close the doors at young people ever becoming anything more than SSAs.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Stop idolizing politicians. They’re our employees, and when they don’t do their jobs, we need to fucking fire them.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

"who got you smiling like that?" the voices in my head cracked a joke, leave me alone.

[LaPulga @FactSpeaka]

The worst part about ignoring a red flag is remembering the exact moment you first noticed it.

[k @freethevoicex]

why tf do people wait until new years to cut ppl off?? nigga fuck u rn on november 10th

[Math Files @Math_files]

“I love you” is a mathematical function in which “I love” is a constant and “you” is a variable.

[ǝdɐɔsǝʇıʍpıɯ @cnb_1992]

"addiction is proof that you are capable of intense devotion, you're just serving a false god"

[kitty @kittyamazingtwt]

when youre 14 you deadass think youre fully capable of thinking rationally until you realize years later that you were on some bullshit 😭😭

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

GOOD DAY, MR PRESIDENT: NIGERIANS DESERVE ACCOUNTABILITY

Good day, Mr President.

I congratulate you on spending a night in one of Nigeria’s states outside Lagos and Abuja. I hope you enjoyed the warmth, hospitality, and delicious cuisine of Akwa Ibom, which I am sure is even better than those of the destinations where you have spent over 260 days outside Nigeria since coming into office.

I sincerely hope this visit will inspire you to travel to the remaining 33 states of the federation, spend time with the people and, more importantly, explain what your administration has done with the ₦15.8 trillion saved from the removal of fuel subsidy, the over $100 billion you have borrowed, the increased revenues accruing to the government from taxing Nigerians, and the additional government revenues which your administration celebrated last year as having surpassed its target.

Nigerians deserve to know how many that were pulled out of poverty within this period, how many out-of-school children were returned to school, and how many functional primary healthcare centres you have built. They also deserve to know how much electricity supply has improved, especially given your promise that if you do not fix power, Nigerians should not vote for you. They deserve an explanation of how you have secured the country, which still ranks among the most terrorised countries in the world.

Mr President, Nigerians deserve answers. They deserve to know what has been done with the resources entrusted to your government.

The New Nigeria we want to build will be based on accountability, transparency, and the physical, measurable impact of our public resources on the lives of citizens.

A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO

[Eric Gugua @eric_gugua]

People are really living like animals in this country.

Inside this El-Nino, the least anyone can really ask for is stable electricity. In 2026!!!

Yet, na 15mins dem dey give us light here daily - for the past week, and God help you if you are dependent on this grid or you don’t have 100k to be spending on fuel weekly. Still, there is ongoing campaign for reelection!

From top to bottom, Presidency to Councilor, a pathologically useless lot - and the sad part is that most Nigerians genuinely don’t even know they deserve better.

[Elvis Tunde @Tunnykvng]

Man United fans thought we won’t notice 😂😂😂😂

[John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr @JFKrevelation]

💥BQQQQQQQM💥 THE BIGGEST MANIPULATION OF HISTORY EVER - COCA COLA EXPOSED🍿🐸🇺🇸 SHARE!!

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

One of the fundamental flaws of democracy is that even the most ignorant and intellectually incapable individuals have the same voting power as those who are informed, educated, and capable of making sound political decisions.

[corleone @corleoneYC]

''Se um homem perfeitamente moral entrasse nesse mundo, ele seria humilhado e empalado''

- Platão 400 anos antes de Cristo.

[Futbol SA @futbalsa]

🚨🚨 | 𝐍𝐄𝐖: A fan shows the actual distance of Cristiano Ronaldo's 2009 freekick goal against Arsenal.

This is phenomenal 😳