JesusChristSupercar

Jesus Christ Supercar is the story of my life. One day Jesus came back to earth and an evil hobo turned him into my car. Now we have to live with each other.

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@cdmcbabe @DuckRoom @1057thePoint @TheBlueStones @JCsupercarband Didn’t realize I was going to this thing.

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@AppleSupport what’s the fastest way to delete large blocks of photos from my iPhone while still being able to view them at full size if necessary? Apparently I’m only allowed to delete photos from my phone through the photo app if I do it while I’m importing them.

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@AppleSupport will someone please explain to me why it is that when I sync my iPhone, the photos on my phone don’t also get synched unless I open Photos and sync them that way? In what way is that an improvement? It’s not. It’s just another way to add pointless bloat to your OS.

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@_jesse_andrews_ Old racists

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@BigBoi Wow. That is fucking tragic. No reason to do that to her.

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@HardcoreHistory @DBolelli @paulsemmelweis @BlackLionHunter @SeanFromPA @Hosscaptn1 “White” didn’t even exist until sometime in the mid 20th century. Most Americans who consider themselves “White” wouldn’t even be called that until after WWII. The civil rights movement created the white term as we know it due to reactionary fear mongering by white politicians.

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@_jesse_andrews_ At lest you share that distinction with such august figures as “Electrons”, “The Internet”, “Homo Sapiens”, “Wikipedia”, and “Macho Man Randy Savage (Deceased)”.

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@VICE Overgeneralization is a symptom of toxic masculinity.

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@brandon_getz 1800pianophone

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@VerballHologram You basically just did the job of all the disappointed women in the future, except that now they won’t have sex with you to begin with, and if they do they will still clown you on Twitter. Good job.

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I saw a guy with a shirt on that said “Wishes At Sea” there was a shooting star and like a person on a boat. Like it was probably a cruise or a make a wish thing. All I could think was “Wishas at sea too buddy.”

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@haircut_hippie I would say the real answer is “The freedoms granted to the general public,” and that fascism and capitalism are only highlighted as a threat when you realize Batman himself as well as the comic in total are scions of both ideologies.

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@ATrveKvltDad This is perfect.

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@DVERandy Complete insanity.

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@realDonaldTrump Maybe they planted the idea in your brain by having their operatives convince you it was a good idea.
Maybe they were working on you as one plan out of many? That’s what effective administrators do. Not just focusing on one thing and praying it will work.

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@_jesse_andrews_ The more you think of yourself as an actor in a Hobbesian state of nature, the more you become an actor in a Hobbesian state of nature.

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@_jesse_andrews_ GTA is essentially the same. You can do “anything” in the game, but there are no consequences for any evil actions, and none of the NPCs have enough intelligence to be worth interacting with except as targets. The scripted missions are moronic and all you have are 🔫s and 🚗s.

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@brandon_getz I mean, there are plenty of xxx rated Star Wars movies out there already.

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@PensInsideScoop @penguins Goalie was hit by Lovejoy's stick, not Rust's.

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@penguins it was Lovejoy's stick that hit the goalie in the face, not Rust's. Should not have been ruled interference.