James Bryan

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[Parker Gunn @Parkabba]

The Tennessee Vols will beat West Virginia.

If I am wrong, I will Venmo everyone who retweets this $1.

[Dawgsontop @dawgsontop2017]

If you combine the score of the Georgia at Tennessee game, you get the amount of days until kickoff

[ally 𝖌𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗 🐊🧑‍🍳🐕🏳️‍🌈 @notacroc]

Waiter: and for you?

Me: *after rehearsing in my head for 15 minutes* the chimney changas

[^_^ @Bruhsepheus]

Omg what if we put a stripper pole in here 🙈
- every bich w a new apartment

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

SPOT ON

[James Bryan @jdb1718]

@newellkm_ Been trying to figure out what IRK stands for until I sounded it out

[James Bryan @jdb1718]

No better place to people watch than on the beach 😎

[James Bryan @jdb1718]

@Slingletary I bet they ask him 500 times before they ever ask lebron.

[James Bryan @jdb1718]

@Slingletary You don't see anyone hustling Lebron to make a movie with bugs bunny

[James Bryan @jdb1718]

@Slingletary Are you fucking kidding me

[Luke Ferguson @LukeLFerguson]

Every time I get a friend request on FB from one of those spam pornstars I go look at our mutual friends just to judge the shit out of them

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Holy shit I'm sorry but that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen.

[James Bryan @jdb1718]

"Cool light bar" said nobody ever @RobSteph5

[Cale Cloud @calecloud92]

Cardi B makes music for girls that eat Hot Cheetos for breakfast

[James Bryan @jdb1718]

@Slingletary Sounds like a Tim to me

[James Bryan @jdb1718]

Don't ya hate when someone in front of you is buying scratch offs

[James Bryan @jdb1718]

Working cows is not for the weak hearted

[Old Bae @Capn__Morgan]

This girls bio said she was a fiddle player. I couldn’t resist. Didn’t think I’d get this far.

[James Bryan @jdb1718]

@brandonweaver09 Haven't heard that one yet but I'm sure it's a banger 🤘🏼

[James Bryan @jdb1718]

Also, I think it's BS I work 12 hour days and struggle but there's somebody out there getting paid to rap shitty lyrics to 1-800-411-pain