Uncut Jerms

It's always shorts weather! I say fantastic a lot.

[Uncut Jerms @jdnguyen]

When Nathan Fielder said that he needed to do it on himself before he could test it out on the pilots #TheRehearsal

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

this is honestly one of the worst and most irresponsible things he has ever posted, and that's really saying something

[david ehrlich @davidehrlich]

Matchbox the Movie: the first Skydance release since David Ellison officially became the new god-king of Hollywood is a bleak-as-fuck preview of how his creative instincts (or lack thereof) might reshape the film industry.

my review: https://t.co/90reH6zjJw

[Ed Reed @TwentyER]

@baltimoresun Sucker mf

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Whether it's Bill Clinton using tax-payer money to pay for postage on letters sent to people who wrote to his cat or Donald Trump steering hundreds of millions of dollars of contracts to his son's companies, both presidents engaged in corruption on an unprecedented scale.

[Kayla Guo @kaylaguo_]

NEW @TexasTribune: Ken Paxton privately suggested he'd support cutting federal benefit programs, per new leaked audio.

Asked about reducing the deficit, he said: “Making some reasonable cuts to mandatory spending - you're gonna have to do it."

"We have to suck it up."

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Interesting.

Jos. A. Bank suits are all made overseas, typically in countries like China and Bangladesh. They carry an associate label called Joseph Abboud, which is made in the United States.

I wonder why Trump choose the cheap import over the US-made suit.

[pissboi @PizzafaceJake]

As someone who has lived here my whole life

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

It’s ironic that the WNBA has become a woke-coded cultural flashpoint because on the court it has everything that boomers say they miss from the 80s. Midrange shots, extremely physical play, race wars,

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.

[Tony Roundtree @Tonywithyy]

I need to get hammered in Mike Tomlin’s minecraft speak easy

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Eric Schmitt was questioning Jack Smith the right way.

by Ezra Klein

[Tom Hatfield @WordMercenary]

So much conservative discourse is just "I'm a terrible person, how do I force people to like me?"

[Chris Nelson 🏝️🇺🇸 @ReOpenChris]

An unhinged boomer breaks down and cries and screams that her “petty” daughter cut her off and won’t let her see her grandson.

She wants Byron Donalds to make a law forcing her daughter to let her see her grandson.

Maybe look in a mirror first, lady.

And turn off Fox News.

[Teddy Schleifer @teddyschleifer]

NEWS —

Ken Paxton trashed President Trump’s convention in leaked audio obtained by NYT.

Paxton told donors and lobbyists last week that the convention hurt his polling numbers. Paxton was a huge part of the Dallas convention.

Exclusive in NYT.

https://t.co/Rolq7UpAvo

[Ryan Cummings @weakinstrument]

The people ask, and the people shall receive

[🐾Philly Puppy🐾 @liberalpuppy]

They had it all set up…his PR team placed this story…was gonna be his career moment

[Jessiah @thepondering_]

LMAOOOO

MS NOW gives us an amazing slow zoom on GOP Senator Katie Britt and her look of UTTER HORROR as she watches MAGA Senator Eric Schmittstain Schmitt end his career in a most humiliating fashion

She opposes abortion and yet Schmitt just aborted his 2028 VP odds on live TV