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I don't use this website, find me elsewhere

[Ex-Twittxr User @jdorchard]

Me, 4 months into life with a newborn

[Ex-Twittxr User @jdorchard]

@louis fuck off @louis @louisslegall XD you da boiiiii

[Ex-Twittxr User @jdorchard]

@louis

[Mastodon (@[email protected]) @joinmastodon]

Mastodon has just passed over 2 million active monthly users, a new record! People are voting with their feet. The future of social media doesn't have to belong to a billionaire, it can be in the hands of its users.

[Bweaking NuwuS @BBCBweaking]

@[email protected]

[Ex-Twittxr User @jdorchard]

@bertiepwhite @6a756c69616e

[Ex-Twittxr User @jdorchard]

@bertiepwhite @hrtapp @P_I It's kinda sus you're in love with the ideals of this politically incorrect page 😬

[Ex-Twittxr User @jdorchard]

@bertiepwhite I'm having mad metamask swap issues crypto Elon musk I need an essay written

[Ex-Twittxr User @jdorchard]

@bertiepwhite @hrtapp @P_I god dammit

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

A historic failure

[Ex-Twittxr User @jdorchard]

My wife told me she had a weird physical feeling when she found out she was pregnant.

That's funny, I only had a weird fiscal feeling!!!!

[チェンソーマン【公式】 @CHAINSAWMAN_PR]

『#チェンソーマン』ノンクレジットオープニングムービー公開！

https://t.co/gOHW7T01D8

米津玄師「KICK BACK」
作詞・作曲 米津玄師
編曲 #米津玄師 #常田大希 (#KingGnu / #millenniumparade)

▽「KICK BACK」楽曲配信リンク
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#KICKBACK_米津玄師　#chainsawman

[Abby Denton @mizabitha]

I'm sick of Ship of Theseus jokes. Once they were fresh and new but after the subject's been reformatted so many times, taken apart and rewritten piece by piece, can you even call them jokes anymore?

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

As I’ve said before, no one should be in jail just for using or possessing marijuana.

Today, I’m taking steps to end our failed approach. Allow me to lay them out.

[Rocket Sledge @Rocket_Sledge]

TAS is here. This is what new, public Tool Assisted Speed Run Plugin means for Rocket League and Freestyling... (link below)

[Wessex Lifts @WessexLifts]

This new Vertical Machining Centre will greatly improve our production output by bringing more of the process in-house. Read more on our website, https://t.co/CrvZGm2CNh or watch a short video about it on YouTube: https://t.co/j8DIr2kcJi #CapEx

[Ex-Twittxr User @jdorchard]

10 year of bird app #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Ex-Twittxr User @jdorchard]

@louislmao_ I WIN

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[Ex-Twittxr User @jdorchard]

@gamernekomimi @PissAnarchy @WholesomeMeme Here's the guy they're going on about explaining he didn't write 850,000 lines of code lmao https://t.co/NlLXvK2jR1

[Andrew Chael @thisgreyspirit]

(Also I did not write "850,000 lines of code" -- many of those "lines" tracked by github are in model files. There are about 68,000 lines in the current software, and I don't care how many of those I personally authored)