Greg Halbert

Stato and trombone extraordinaire.
AKA Vanilla Johnson

[Greg Halbert @jealousguy1]

Look ma I'm on the telly https://t.co/3H8AEVCEN6

[STV @WeAreSTV]

. @colonel5mustard perform on the STV News Tonight set at the end of the programme with @STVhalla 💛😂

[Greg Halbert @jealousguy1]

@offtheballbbc What did Lorenzo Ameruso need to declare at customs when he arrived in Glasgow to sign for Rangers?

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@offtheballbbc Alley (Cat) McCoist

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@offtheballbbc What was Scott McKenna's reaction time to Vini Jrns tackle on Wednesday night?

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@hibsboy69 @FEAE_KilliePod a pint of Guinness?!?! This can't be right? Is Billy Dodds lactose intolerant and can't have roasted cheese now?

[Greg Halbert @jealousguy1]

@ScotlandNT

[Scotland National Team @ScotlandNT]

Sleep tight, Scotland supporters...

There's a long day ahead tomorrow 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

#HAISCO | #FIFAWorldCup

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@offtheballbbc What was the reason Hannibal Lector gave for never holidaying in Scotland?

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@SPFLWatch https://t.co/CwYc75qXxP

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@offtheballbbc What's the only thing more comfortable than a parklane mattress?

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@offtheballbbc If a famous Scottish confectionery firm wanted to pay homage to the lager lovelies in a modern advertising campaign, what would Stuart and Tam be the perfect models for?

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@offtheballbbc If the south of Spain is responsible for a person from glasgow getting shafted and heartbroken, where in Europe is responsible for the same for a person from Motherwell?

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@KilmarnockFC

[Greg Halbert @jealousguy1]

@maildivado @KilmarnockFC The character they posted from Star Wars is called Max Reebo

[Oldfirmfacts @Oldfirmfacts1]

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[Greg Halbert @jealousguy1]

@offtheballbbc During hurricane bawbag, how many yards did my garden furniture, plants, and rubbish from my bins get blown into?

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@FEAE_KilliePod I ignored the game completely and made plans with the family. Everytime I've watched an away game from home or listened to the commentary we have been dire. You all are welcome

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@jhendy_10 I once typed "Get her telt!" And it autocorrected to Get her felt. Bit too forward in a post me too society

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@offtheballbbc Stephen OreoDonnell, or Callum Slattery as he was a Jammy Dodger for getting away with the foul on Richard King?

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@FEAE_KilliePod Thank god this was fake news, imagine scaring us that the openening scorer wasn't going to be in the squad.

DEAS IS GOOD DEAS IS GOOD. TODAY ROBBIE DEAS WAS GOOD

[Greg Halbert @jealousguy1]

@offtheballbbc What is the cumulative amount of time that players have been stood around waiting for a decision since the introduction of VAR in Scottish Football?