Jeanie

Poetry is an echo, asking a shadow to dance. - Carl Sandburg - I love being social and might be crazy and chatty, but never a dull moment!

[Jeanie @jeanierudolph]

Please help! https://t.co/Al3LBMtREN via @Change

[Jeanie @jeanierudolph]

@pitermach I love Russia's song this year, wow!

[Willie Knoetze @absolutwillie]

Note to self: If you ever come across children frolicking around the corpses of their parents, beam yourself up and get the heck out of there! #StarTrekLessons

[Mr. Drinks On Me @Mr_DrinksOnMe]

Whenever someone makes you feel stupid for asking a question about "common knowledge," chances are they were made fun of for asking the same questions earlier in life.

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

Think your day is getting off to a bad start? Try being the Silver and Bronze medal winners from the 1976 Montreal Olympics Men's Decathlon, they've just found out they actually lost to a chick!

[Spotify Africa @SpotifyAfrica]

20 years of music and The @Parlotones Stand Like Giants.

[Jeanie @jeanierudolph]

As I watched the dog chasing his tail I thought "Dogs are easily amused", then I realized I was watching the dog chasing his tail.

[Chad Read @squirrel74wkgn]

I'm so angry right now that I could strategically throw my phone at a safe spot on the couch.

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

A dog may well be a man's best friend but a cat will never tell the police where your marijuana is.

[Times LIVE @TimesLIVE]

Whale dies after swallowing 80 plastic bags https://t.co/zb0cXio6Zg

[Jeanie @jeanierudolph]

@darbaga Oh, go away meany face!

[Jeanie @jeanierudolph]

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!

[Jeanie @jeanierudolph]

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass ... it's about learning to dance in the rain!

[Jeanie @jeanierudolph]

"Everybody repeat after me: "We are all individuals."

[TalkToSales @TalktoSales]

"I always wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth. Then I ask myself the same question."

@harunyahya

[Mr. Drinks On Me @Mr_DrinksOnMe]

"They started it" is not an acceptable excuse for a child fighting with a sibling, but it is an acceptable excuse for one country fighting a war with another country.

[Mr. Drinks On Me @Mr_DrinksOnMe]

Heavy people have a higher alcohol tolerance than lighter people and that's for the best. It's much easier to carry a passed out skinny person than an overweight one.

[Mr. Drinks On Me @Mr_DrinksOnMe]

We learn from history that we do not learn from history.

[Mr. Drinks On Me @Mr_DrinksOnMe]

The "every kid gets a trophy" thing was not an attempt to bolster self esteem; It was an attempt to sell more trophies to more people.