Diogenes of Sinopenopenope

I make stuff. Mostly sausages and salamis. And I take pictures of dogs at farmers markets. Sharer of food, music. Retweets aren't endorsements, unless they are.

[Diogenes of Sinopenopenope @jebgavin]

@CavemanSenator @regginyknits C'mon, I always feel like an ass when pointing out the obvious to adults- especially on the internet: you open jars with your scrote and bottles with your taint. As for cans or tins, how are you fixed for genital piercings? It's a major complication if your dangle isn't spangled.

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@justacnchud @CavemanSenator @regginyknits

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@poe_collector @jonathanbfine

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@londonbcy

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"Aw, who am I kidding. I wasn't punk before this anyhow," I whisper to myself as I trim my basil plants with cuticle scissors purchased expressly for this purpose.

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@poe_collector Looks like something Katerina Kamprani would've come up with. https://t.co/6CxG1dCu9D

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@juliet_turner6

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@CREID2852 @PollyPorridge

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@slugwifey Where might one obtain such a hat?

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@fckoffmaebe Whoa, hey, not cool. You're also funny, have a cute dog, and watch hockey. That's it, that's everything I know about you- but it's more than enough for a follow.

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@jazzvadnan @DrAllyLouks

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@artfuIchaos

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@JustMelonKing @artfuIchaos

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

it’s crazy that i was so used to popes being like 372-year-old tiny italian men who just wear the little hat and bless things. now the pope likes baseball and gives out advice like uncle jessie it’s so sick

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@gracecamille_

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@megannn_lynne

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@doveestorm Has someone come up with a sufficient portmanteau of "adorable" and "badass" yet? I've got nothing but "badassdorable" which might as well be nothing.

[Diogenes of Sinopenopenope @jebgavin]

@mformorphine I do know that at any age, the correct response to someone seeking an opinion as to their swimwear is to turn into the politest possible version of a cartoon wolf- unless constructive criticism is expressly requested (informally now, and by affidavit later, time permitting.)

[Diogenes of Sinopenopenope @jebgavin]

@mformorphine Sometime in the past five years I've transitioned from what I've been since my childhood (namely, a crazy old coot) to a somehow more sedate albeit wacky uncle. Hasn't been a seamless transition.

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