VADM James “Easy Bake” Stuart, Esq.

I don’t monitor the situation, I am the situation. Boats n hoes

[wyatt dunkin @WyattDuncan]

[richard scarry worm on a payphone inside a Jiffy Lube]

yeah man my apple is completely fucked. some guy driving a banana sideswiped me and i crashed into another guy’s pickle

[Meat Boy @god_brane]

every woman on booktok and instagram: you need to read ACOTAR you need to read 4th Wing

every guy on booktok and instagram: you need to read Red Rising you need to read Stormlight Archive

me, playon with my junk scrolling on my phone for hours: i gotta learn to read

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

Irish Zionism

[VADM James “Easy Bake” Stuart, Esq. @jebstuesq]

Get on the TouchTunes phone, tell Daughtry and Eric Church to get up and moving

[Truthstream Media @truthstreamnews]

“Just a thought... more of a shot in the dark, but uh... We wouldn't happen to be invading Iran today, would we?”

[𝙶𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚙𝚊 👴 @Gruntpa]

Delta and the 160th finished Ghost Recon Wildlands in under three hours.

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

TURN ON THE ORB! THEY HIT THE FUCKING SPIRES!

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

A new coach for Virginia Tech, and a new home for James Franklin:

[▼ Kiel James Patrick @KJP]

Just learned about “Plaquemaxing”. Where you stop to read every plaque you come across. So far I’m learning a ton and loving it

[VADM James “Easy Bake” Stuart, Esq. @jebstuesq]

@LeeBehringer @Oilfield_Rando You’re correct about NOVA but it’s a statewide issue, 13 HDs flipped blue and almost every district moved to the left from 2024 pres election. The state is slipping and in 10 years will probably be full blue unless the VA GOP figures it out fast (doubtful)

[Bailey Angle @baileyangle]

how it feels to take 460 instead of 81 to Roanoke

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Assassination culture is spreading on the left. Forty-eight percent of liberals say it would be at least somewhat justified to murder Elon Musk. Fifty-five percent said the same about Donald Trump.

In California, activists are naming ballot measures after Luigi Mangione.

The left is being whipped into a violent frenzy. Any setback, whether losing an election or losing a court case, justifies a maximally violent response.

This is the natural outgrowth of left-wing protest culture tolerating violence and mayhem for years on end. The cowardice of local prosecutors and school officials have turned the left into a ticking time bomb.

https://t.co/NrrnmBwAR1

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Trump is not Hitler.

We don’t have concentration camps.

Enough with the fucking rhetoric.

This shit is getting people killed.

[VADM James “Easy Bake” Stuart, Esq. @jebstuesq]

@TGL @atlantadrivegc ✋

[VADM James “Easy Bake” Stuart, Esq. @jebstuesq]

@WhiskeyRiff @Zachtopmusic It’s bawl, not “ball”

[duchovny! @DAlgonquin]

your english teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨

[VADM James “Easy Bake” Stuart, Esq. @jebstuesq]

@icebergs1mpson Holy New Jersey these are vile, only garden state wops could look at these with anything but pure disgust

[VADM James “Easy Bake” Stuart, Esq. @jebstuesq]

@WhiskeyRiff This is so AI it’s not even funny

[VADM James “Easy Bake” Stuart, Esq. @jebstuesq]

@zachlanebryan @CharlesWesleyG CWG and the Allegheny High almost burned down providence , unreal performance

[VADM James “Easy Bake” Stuart, Esq. @jebstuesq]

@bagmonsta Real men swung the drop 3