jake

i’m actually just here to buy some uhh cupcakes

[jake @jebulous470]

@LiamDissIsATit @guzeppcryptos @pleasantmilksh1 @HoodedClaw1974 why would you type in russia if your account is about uk politics 😭 immediately removes any credibility

[jake @jebulous470]

@BasedKnower @kycklinggull1 @bomberfish77 i don’t live in america so this means literally nothing to me what is that

[jake @jebulous470]

@BasedKnower @kycklinggull1 @bomberfish77 you don’t need critical thinking this is opinionated

[jake @jebulous470]

@chudsplatter @MalikMcYeet the amount of blood loss probably meant his death would have been VERY quick tho . maybe like 1-2 minutes

[jake @jebulous470]

@GigaBasedDad time to move to europe 🇪🇺

[sigmund foid @intentionalisms]

It’s not Lebanon it’s Phoenicia
It’s not Ukraine it’s Scythia Minor
It’s not Romania it’s Dacia
It’s not Bulgaria it’s Thrace
It’s not Georgia it’s Colchis
It’s not Turkey it’s Asia Minor
Actually it’s still Egypt

Hellenize your vocabulary

[Eddo Brandes Fan Account @eddobrandesfan]

Hydration break

[jake @jebulous470]

@SaraHutter6 @Teddytwitt @Mick_O_Keeffe we’ll ignore all the white people committing those crimes as well then shall we

[jake @jebulous470]

@KeevGhost @brutalfootages could be the worst possible way to do that. if he’s gonna pistol whip him get the form right at least

[jake @jebulous470]

asking my wife’s boyfriend to remove the eu cap from my huel bottle

[Tom Harwood @tomhfh]

How are you supposed to drink this?

[🧛🏾‍♀️ @chromeheart600]

Clavicular was mid jestergooning when a group of Foids came and spiked his Cortisol levels 😭

Is Ignoring the Foids while munting and mogging Moids more useful then SMV chadfishing in the club?

[jake @jebulous470]

@FFAFamily @Rothmus no it is a pregnant woman

[Socialist Opera Singer @OperaSocialist]

This is sinister as fuck.

[jake @jebulous470]

@anteroblue @thebrutalnature i don’t think she goes under the train

[jake @jebulous470]

@Bitcoin_4life @BannedV1ds @grok come on man

[jake @jebulous470]

@TheBird696969 @Aussie_Truth25 @MyLordBebo lmao like being american is any better

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

Imagine telling someone a month ago that Trump was gonna announce the cure to autism at Charlie Kirk’s funeral