Lady Jocelyn

Pittsburgh based improvisor, actor and lady about town. Product Manager by day. Bon Vivant. Loves San Dimas. she/her

[Lady Jocelyn @jechatnoir]

I remember when Twitter was for my cute and pithy observations, not my FUCKING CIVIL OUTRAGE. #resist #notmypresident

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@taylorswift13 I was not prepared for this

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@tswifterastour I WAS NOT PREPARED

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@fatfabfeminist I have had 3 friends under 50 have it in the last 5 years, and now and under 50 cousin was diagnosed. They need to lower the preventive screening age to 30, no kidding.

[ava! 🌟 @e1destdaughter]

taylor? travis? what are you doing here?

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@PopBase I hope she sues the shit out of them and ruins them.

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@ellieokwilson One million percent

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@itstaytaylors Bangs and cats

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

“We can’t afford to pay writers and actors more.”

Meanwhile, studio CEO pay is through the roof:

Netflix CEOs: $51M & $50M
Nexstar CEO: $39M
Warner Bros. Discovery CEO: $39M
Comcast CEO: $32M
Paramount CEO: $32M
Walt Disney CEO : $24M
AMC: $24M
Fox Corp CEO : $22M

Hello?

[Eras Tour Resell @ErasTourResell]

ERAS TOUR GIVEAWAY! ✨
✮ We are teaming up with @TheSpaceGal to giveaway THREE pairs of tickets to the Eras Tour in LA!
✮ LIKE AND RT THIS TWEET for a chance to win a pair of tickets to The Eras Tour at SoFi Stadium on 8/3
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GIVEAWAY ENDS 7/17 at 5 PM EST

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Whistleblower Reality Winner was denied bail after she was arraigned for releasing to the media ONE intelligence report about Russian interference in the 2016 elections. In contrast, Trump will be freed on bail and allowed to host the first fundraiser for his 2024 campaign just hours after he’s arraigned on Tuesday in a Miami courtroom.

Two systems of justice — one for regular folks and another for the rich and powerful.

[Lady Jocelyn @jechatnoir]

@lizlabz

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I know what dramaturgically means and I’m not afraid to say it.

[hailey @heyyleej]

i don’t often hope pedro sees tiktoks about himself but this one is an exception

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@HitchDied @thedumbestrobot @jennifer__holz No this person sucks and can now disappear from the zeitgeist

[Bulldoozer @Bulldoozerbrick]

The secret Muppet storage cabinet at the Smithsonian.

https://t.co/eaCzYPGYoY

[Lady Jocelyn @jechatnoir]

@erastourticks @taylorswift13 @Ticketmaster @TMFanSupport And sometimes you look at a person and everything just makes sense.

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Thank god

[Jezebel @Jezebel]

Jeremy Strong Has No Problem With Fans Calling Kendall Roy ‘Babygirl’ https://t.co/wKPA1cRjik

[Lady Jocelyn @jechatnoir]

I’m sure this has been asked before…but why doesn’t Ariel write her name for Prince Eric? She signs Ursula’s contract??

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Last Selfie // On Repeat

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@TheSwiftSociety Lol