Jim Bates

So, yeah...it can happen here. Wish more Americans stayed awake during history class.

[Jim Bates @jechester431]

@WhiteHouse This pose is HILARIOUS!
Bent over a desk, with a grimace on his face. As if….

[Jim Bates @jechester431]

@FBIDirectorKash @FBI Was this a DM for Whiskey Pete?

p.s. this is old news

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@SecWar @DeptWar It’s sort of funny how guys who cosplay as super-tough are usually super-gay.

just sayin’

#closeted

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@USDA That’s not milk on his pouty orange lips.

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@GOP Winning at what?
Fascism?

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@SpeakerJohnson Hey ‘lil Johnson

Next weekend, come grocery shopping with me & help me select my next sack of coffee. For the low low price of $15/bag

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@RepLuna You’re a clown

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@ICEgov Losers

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@DHSgov [fixed]

Reminder: if you lay a finger on a federal officer or agent, you will face the full extent of the law.**

**Except if you assault cops in support of King Donald. In such cases, you’re guaranteed a pardon. #j6

[Jim Bates @jechester431]

@DHSgov You mean this finger 🖕?

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@DHSgov What did she impede? Your trip to Krispy Kreme?? Or were your boys late for a Klan rally??

Next time, call a tow truck instead of shooting someone in the face.

🖕

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@StephenM Nobody wants to hear from the Captain of the Pasadena Nazi Glee Club.

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@DHSgov You know why this is BULLSHIT?

After a police shooting, a *real* law enforcement agency would say that they intend to investigate fully, BEFORE jumping to conclusions.

Instead, you fascist fucks shoot a soccer mom in the face & brand her as a terrorist 5 seconds later 🖕🖕

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@SenBillCassidy @POTUS Hey chief…thanks to your vote in favor of that crackpot Kennedy, Americans will be sicker than ever.

So, how about finding something else to do…

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@WhiteHouse The White House is occupied by a fascist, pathological liar.

Trump lost
He incited a riot
And has been crying like a *ussy about it ever since.

Fact.

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@WhiteHouse Omg. Wtf is this speech???
Angry dementia-boy screaming at the teleprompter.

#embarrassing

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@GOP The giant trucker hat conceals “Drowsy” Donald’s droopy eyes.

🥱

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@JakeSherman Members of Congressional GOP do virtually nothing as it is. Retirement is mere formality for most of them.

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@Angry_Staffer Donald “Things Happen” Trump is channeling his inner MBS.

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@FBIDirectorKash The chafing must have been excruciating.

#ManBoobs