Megan Johnson

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[Oyinda Odewale @OyindaOdewale]

This moment hasn’t been talked about enough! This scene was a complete MASTER CLASS in how people who love each other deeply can say the most horrific things to each other in their worst moments! 😩#TheBearFX #TheBear

[Megan Johnson @jedimegan]

@connorthemiller Brita water bottle real game changer for me

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Hike in groups. Bears like to have options

[Min Jin Lee @minjinlee11]

Yup.

[🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢 @johngreen]

I can think of a single image that better explains where our country is now. We spend 2x on healthcare and get far worse results than other countries due to a right-wing U.S. belief that we can't "afford" universal healthcare, when what we really can't afford is not having it.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Sometimes you gotta cut loose and have a ginger ale even though you’re not on a plane

[Megan Johnson @jedimegan]

Cross our fingers

[Jasmine('s boobs hurt) @Ranting_Trans]

Wait, there's absolutely no mandated leave entitlements in the US??? Not even sick leave? Wtf do you all do when you get sick???

[gender of the day @genderoftheday]

Today's gender is potato.

[Megan Johnson @jedimegan]

@PaulMDiggins Nooo

[Megan Johnson @jedimegan]

The Taco Bell down the street guaranteed in the top 5 🫠

[Megan Johnson @jedimegan]

Me to my father:

[trash jones @jzux]

some of you guys need rehab for diet coke

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

'I will do it tomorrow,' said Toad. 'Today I will take life easy.'

[gender of the day @genderoftheday]

The gender of the day is large overalls.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

In my slut era (Eating 3 meals a day, only crying once a week, remembering to take my SSRIs)

[Megan Johnson @jedimegan]

Right out of the Johnny Rose collection

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Bout to have the best sleep of my life

[Megan Johnson @jedimegan]

BREAKING: Dog Did Not Follow Human Companion Into the Bathroom; Trouble in Paradise or Has Anxiety Finally Subsided?

[Mind Essentials @Mind_Essentials]

15 Powerful Visuals About Psychology & Life

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[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

That’s my emotional support stack of unread books on my nightstand.