Jeem

A homosapien in awe of The Creator

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بہت شور سنتے تھے پہلو میں دل کا۔۔۔
The markhor and the yankee

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Mercury is soaring in London but Mian Sahib's valet @MurtazaViews won't be beat.

@faisal_parla @fourvoyagers

[Ariana Rivera @Ariana_Rivera_0]

😂 The laugh you needed today!

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@usembislamabad

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The “intellectual” jewel of the patwar club once parading around like Aristotle now reduced to a punchline so tragic. Even in Punjabi, he’s managed to achieve the honor of national contempt.
'Toilet' is a bilingual embarrassment.
#خان_کی_قید_تنہائی_جرم_ہے

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@LeonidLurie @iAnonPatriot Weren't you sending everyone to their places of birth?

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@LeonidLurie @iAnonPatriot When are you heading to the USSR?

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@Humireacts @KhurramBegg You mean even @TheRealPCB?

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@saleemspeaks2 Every six @SAfridiOfficial hit is now drowned out by the six‑minutes of his verbal diarrhea. Heroics in the record books, nonsense on TV 😢
@mir_sana05

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@TheRealPCB @imfatimasana Aside from Fatima Sana, the rest of this circus, coaches included, are fit for the trash heap. And let’s be clear: her brilliance shines not because of your coaching, but in spite of the dead weight you all drag around.

Way to go, Skipper!

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@usembislamabad How splendid, Ms Baker! Nothing warms the heart quite like watching you dabble in worthwhile pastimes when you’re not busy changing regimes. A true testament to multitasking: charity bake sale by day, overthrow by night. Truly impressive.

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@faisal_parla Poor Pakistan.
It deserves better.

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@BarackObama Nice to meet you, Maya Soetoro-Ng. During your dear brother's presidency, he authorized over 500 drone strikes. Independent estimates indicate that these strikes killed between 3,000 and 4,000 men, women & children.

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@Asifym786 @naeemlodhi53 The same looter MNS and dacoit AZ is now ruling the roost with the help of the same 'pak' army. What a travesty!

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@naeemlodhi53 کیا ستر سال کا رویہ وقتی رویہ ہے؟

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@MaleehaHashmey اسکے برعکس قبلہ غامدی صاحب نے بہت مایوس کیا. کچھ روز قبل جنرل منافق الحق پر تعریف کے ڈونگرے برسا رہے تھے تو اگلے روز اچانک یزید ملعون کا دفاع کرنے لگے. فرماتے ہیں کہ علی کرم اللہ وجہہ محض ایک صحابی تھے. کیا عجب کچھ روز میں یہ نتن یاہو کے اوصاف حمیدہ بھی گنوائیں؟
@fourvoyagers

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@pakistanwalli That's not fair. His elder brother proudly flaunts that he is the inventor of Tom Cruise missiles. When someone corrected him, he said 'I mean Tomma Hakka meezaeel'

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@uroojjawed12 ہاہاہا... بورڈ اور نوٹس لے؟
کونسا بورڈ؟
یہ پرچی بورڈ اود اسکے پرچی اہلکار نوٹس لینگے ؟
کیوں ؟
کیا بورڈ آسٹریلین ہے یا سالا صاحب کا ہے ؟

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@FrameTheGlobe More keener than the midget, it'll be the usual suspects from Rawalpindi.

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@MehlaqaCAPJ Pretty impressive for the patwar fraternity

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@MehlaqaCAPJ J Samdani stood where conscience demanded & refused to bend where justice forbade. In the face of tyranny, he chose principle over comfort, duty over fear & truth over power at a great cost. His legacy endures as a testament to the quiet heroism of a judge who would not bow. RIP.

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@tcs_couriers Nippon X must be struggling to keep up with TCS with its breathtaking speed? I’m convinced the C in TCS stands for Cheetah. A parcel booked from MUX to BTK has taken a spectacular 7+ days and counting: 2 days relaxing in MUX, followed by a 5-day vacation in LHE.
Electrifying⚡