Jessica on Ice

it’s prime weeb hours

[Unworthy Hand @kisstheblade_]

I actually like Cheesecake Factory and have enjoyed every meal I had there, but aside from their comically enormous menu and pretty good cheesecake, a big part of the enjoyment comes from the fact that it looks like you're dining in the tomb of the gayest pharaoh.

[josiah🧍🏽‍♂️ @thejosiahdewd]

for halloween i think im going to be drunk

[radish! @biscotti_radi]

roomie made me a letterboxd themed card and i’m on the brink of tears

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

me as a detective: ok wait omg

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

when she got the thinkpad panties on you know i’m playing with that clickoris

[g @34rths]

Spongebob squarepants if you can hear me please help me

[Employee Tears @EmployeeTears]

"But you were green on Teams"
I don't care if I was LIVE on CNN at 10 AM.
I'll respond to your email when I GET TO IT.

[aliyah @nevliyah]

as soon as a nigga find out you not stupid, now you crazy

[monica 🪏 @waystarroyhoe]

well go get amc a list and watch a movie

[♡ Honey ♡ @rawmilkhoney]

A tale as old as time

> man grows cold
> woman senses it and starts to feel on edge/emotional
> man views these emotions as a nuisance
> man grows colder

[rouka ★ @roukair]

Told a man from brooklyn I’m never gonna want an open relationship and you’d think I’d shot him

[riley @frankyskite]

no but the premise of demonic possession as a metaphor for SA and the running theme throughout of all the ways misogyny and objectification ruin girls' ability to have agency and awareness of their own desires. don't think enough people appreciate the true sadness of this movie.

[Rain Drops Media @Raindropsmedia1]

A man was duct-taped to a pole in East New York, Brooklyn, after allegedly being caught speaking to minors with his pants down.

[bralyn🪩 @ateotbray]

liz holmes is so okay with the public seeing her as being emotionally abused by billy because it makes her look innocent when she’s really in on the shit too. and billy’s ok with it because he can be in charge. it’s a win win for both of them and that’s why they’re CRAZY

[A’damn Shayme @blackcindyy]

Espolon offering to reimburse part of rideshare/taxi rides for Halloween weekend!

[Thiana is currently pursuing her Bsc 🎓 @olayinkathannah]

The person who said that, once men are in an industry, they change job titles, didn't lie.

[skooks @skooookum]

The worst thing Covid did to this city was killing off subway backpack etiquette

[Ganymede @ganymedeshouse]

Here’s the original woolly bear photo i took a couple years ago :)

[oomfie @tr4shbvg]

in any situation, believing that “men don’t understand” will always be your first mistake