Hunter “ButtFumble” Biden

I enjoy sharks, yet enjoy saving helpless animals. Watch out snow flakes, it might get hot. I am the canary in the coal mine. 🦅

[Hunter “ButtFumble” Biden @jeff_BJ_epstein]

@dizzjumpster Ah, I know this one. It’s called Andrew baileyitis.

[bum @BattleRapBum]

Drake Maye in the first half

[Polymarket Football @PolymarketBlitz]

Drake Maye when he’s not playing the New York Jets

[Mets Dweeb @metsdweeb]

Brett Baty showing up to spring training

[Hunter “ButtFumble” Biden @jeff_BJ_epstein]

Just shut up and drive.

[Hunter “ButtFumble” Biden @jeff_BJ_epstein]

“Well if we’re going to California to watch your silly game, then we should stop by the happiest place on earth!” - probably this dudes fucking wife or some bullshit

[Hunter “ButtFumble” Biden @jeff_BJ_epstein]

I can’t believe Anthony Joshua hit the Rob Reiner celly. #rip #kowalskianalysis #LAnk

[Hunter “ButtFumble” Biden @jeff_BJ_epstein]

At the airport and just had the worst burger of all time. Really want a coffee but I think the beef and the roasted coffee beans will cause a ruckus in my tummy.

[Ole Miss Rebels @AllOleMiss]

It’s official.

[Sam Westfall @samwstfall]

Walking into my hometown bar tonight

[Hunter “ButtFumble” Biden @jeff_BJ_epstein]

@dizzjumpster Some of us are taking a red eye home because we actually work. Hope you’re enjoying your 6 month grad celebration, Keyser.

[Hunter “ButtFumble” Biden @jeff_BJ_epstein]

@2dollaJoseph I mean what does that even mean Joseph

[Hunter “ButtFumble” Biden @jeff_BJ_epstein]

My shit just burned so bad

[Hunter “ButtFumble” Biden @jeff_BJ_epstein]

@dizzjumpster @oxlongmikey69 We carry the flame….

[Hunter “ButtFumble” Biden @jeff_BJ_epstein]

@RonWyden The New York Financier?

[Hunter “ButtFumble” Biden @jeff_BJ_epstein]

Matthew Schaefer is hands down the best player in the NHL. The metropolitan goes through Long Island. Fuck everyone else.

[Robert “Racky Rob” Hale @DrRobHale]

Feels like watching Nixon lie to the country

[Hunter “ButtFumble” Biden @jeff_BJ_epstein]

Cooking yourself a double meat breakfast is a weekend activity. If you do this during the weekday you have too much time on your hands.