Jeff Burns

[Jeff Burns @jeff_burnss]

@elonmusk The world needs more affordable solar panels and electric cars.
Looking forward to the new battery tech.
#Tesla @thirdrowtesla

[Jeff Burns @jeff_burnss]

The food taste of @BurgerKing now the worst. Adding it to my boycott list.

Culver’s has the best burgers but the longest waits.

McDonald’s has the fastest service but burgers are mediocre and the ice cream🍦machine is always broken.

[Jeff Burns @jeff_burnss]

@SawyerMerritt Parking them seems like the best of Capex.

[Jeff Burns @jeff_burnss]

@roborat14 @TheSonOfWalkley @Kalshi Seems like your butt got fucked on a Tesla short. 😂. you are squealing like a fucked pig. 🐖

[Jeff Burns @jeff_burnss]

@nocertainlynot worked for her. your unemployed ass isn’t pulling in 300K

[Jeff Burns @jeff_burnss]

@lucagrecoita This how they they deployed 10 million CyberCabs into service.

oh wait, no. They deployed…. 0.

[Jeff Burns @jeff_burnss]

@Tslachan Congratulations! 🎉🍾🎈. Omg, so all time highs tomorrow, right?

[Jeff Burns @jeff_burnss]

@herbertong @XanderSky @TeslaBoomerMama @CernBasher @sa_futurist 365 days and yet so little progress!

I can’t believe this is the same Tesla that we used to be so proud of.

[Jeff Burns @jeff_burnss]

@barstoolsports Ok. We get it.
You are super gay for Scottish men.
All day with these gay ass “I love white boys” posts!

[Gordon Johnson @GordonJohnson19]

If one genuinely blvs $TSLA has trillions in FSD/Optimus value ahead, advocating a $SPCX merger would be fincl malpractice - you'd be giving it away. Thus, when the bulls (@DivesTech, @munster_gene, etc.) push for the merger anyway, the mkt should ask which of their 2 stories they actually mean.

[Jeff Burns @jeff_burnss]

@elonmusk @nypost Shouldn’t $TSLA shareholders sue you also for misleading statements about robotaxi timeline?

[Jeff Burns @jeff_burnss]

$TSLA people now live in total fantasy land after years of bag holding below ATH.

[Christopher Dungeon @ChrisDungeon]

$TSLA will range between $550-$800 over the next 12 months without any merger announcement.

If $SPCX hits $250/share then expect an immediate merger announcement. 50/50 valuation ratio would have TSLA at or near $1,000.

$1,000 = majority YES vote on merger 🔥🔮

All-stock deal.

[Jeff Burns @jeff_burnss]

@markbower123 @RealMikeSchall Visit other states, where everyone speaks your language.

Imagine hearing your own language, in your own country. What a concept!

[Jeff Burns @jeff_burnss]

@herbertong @thejefflutz We are sick of waiting. We all got lied to.

We don’t need your puff pieces. It only makes things more annoying.

Why can’t you just report things as they are like Rob Maurer used to do?

Why do you guys have to always give it a positive spin? especially Larry and Alexandra

[Jeff Burns @jeff_burnss]

@itsLIRAN Beautiful views, traffic congestion and dumb people who can’t speak English.

[Jeff Burns @jeff_burnss]

@Gfilche Didn’t you also predict $TSLA to be $600 by now?

Why are you still telling people your predictions?

You don’t know anything more than a dart board. Just be humble.

[Jeff Burns @jeff_burnss]

@markbower123 @RealMikeSchall they don’t speak English in Miami.

[Jeff Burns @jeff_burnss]

@barstoolsports you guys are obsessed in a very gay way.

[Jeff Burns @jeff_burnss]

@stevenmarkryan @robotaxi Steven, you must have great lungs 🫁 coz suck up harder than an octopus 🐙 in a glass aquarium.

[Jeff Burns @jeff_burnss]

@PolymarketSport Mexico looks like hot garbage.

[Jeff Burns @jeff_burnss]

Yikes!! 😬. Dumb and Ugly is a lethal combo.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Still can't believe this video is real