druncle jeff

off-brand party boi

[druncle jeff @jeff_hank]

Pick up and hold an item and ask yourself: Does this bring me joy?

[Travis Chapman @Travispaints]

I painted a Louisiana snowman in acrylic.

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

This has sent me to heaven I am deceased

[💯ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕫𝕪𝔸𝔽👑🍄𝔹𝕦𝕥ℂ𝕦𝕥𝕖💯 @Crazy_ButCute2]

Her name is cloudzilla and she is mighty

[faye :P @fayedfazbear]

Call me Covid the way I need a masc man date

[druncle jeff @jeff_hank]

@TdotinLA That +17 is giving me life this morning 🎉

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

I heard someone call the pandemic “the pandy” and it’s been bothering me for three months.

[druncle jeff @jeff_hank]

@yezzzurp We binged all the Alien movies this week and I kept whispering to Benson, "It's a Christmas movie..."

[Is Today Ted Danson's Birthday? @TedDansonBDay]

Today is Ted Danson’s birthday.

[druncle jeff @jeff_hank]

@WineBeyond Hot buttered rum 🤤

[Sagittarius Facts @sagittastrology]

The Sagittarius paradox

[druncle jeff @jeff_hank]

@yezzzurp @stephenkozi90 Agreed though it's way better than Taco Bell

[druncle jeff @jeff_hank]

@yezzzurp @stephenkozi90 The franchise was started in Lethbridge in the 80's

[big challenges @pududeer]

*cranberries voice*

in my bed, in my bed
comfy, comfy

[corblund @CorbLund]

Alberta, our govt has just quietly let foreign coal-co Northback/Benga REAPPLY for coal & water rights @ Grassy Mtn, headwaters of Oldman watershed in a critical drought. They'll take drinking & ag H2O, ruin the rest & leave us a huge $$ mess. Info: https://t.co/ERjzeqQ0VF Pls RT

[Medwyn Williams @medwynsofangles]

World record onion broken!!

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

I'll be deep frying something later on, because Sunday is the lard's day.

[druncle jeff @jeff_hank]

@fairy_slipper I saw someone using a furnace filter with air purifing quality over their windows and I'm totally trying that this summer if it stays smoky

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I hate hipsters. Their smug faces, vegan diets, tiny feets, and sawdust bedding. No wait. Hamsters. I hate hamsters.