Every lifelong Catholic I've ever met is like "I think we're supposed to give this food to poor people" and every adult convert is like "the Archon of Constantinople's epistle on the Pentacostine rites of the eucharist clearly states women shouldn't have driver's licenses."
@andymcgeady@gcooney93 said it best, people haven't forgiven him for not showing up to the Olympics looking like he'd been dragged backwards through a Carroll's gift store