In the 90s there was a 1/4 chance a movie would have a part where someone walked into a place that was a cross between a dark concert venue and a criminal hideout, and people were getting tattoos and there was BDSM happening too sometimes. Ministry would be playing.
Sequel to Jack & the Beanstalk: after hearing about Jack's adventure everyone rushes to buy magic beans so they can also steal treasure from a giant. It turns out Jack made it all up, but people are so invested in magic beans now they have to keep buying and selling them...
MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g —
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail
@aarontweets In my experience it’s worse than that.
Me: I have this free thing all you have to do is come get it!
People on craigslist: ok I’ll be there to get it at 5pm
Me: great I will take down the listing and wait for you to arrive
People on Craigslist: *dissappears forever*
@aarontweets When I have used sprite sheets with irregular frames it was because they were from a program like TexturePacker that optimizes the overall texture size by squeezing the images as close as possible and then exports metadata
me: what’s your name?
alien: it cannot be pronounced by your earth tongue
me: is it jeff?
alien:
me:
alien: I didn’t know you could do j sounds it actua—it is jeff