Jeff Crouse

artist, hacker, teacher

[Jeff Crouse @jeffcrouse]

Safdie+Lopatin is one of my favorite collabs in the past decade. Watch Uncut Gems and The Curse.

[summer 🖕 @salesforcechild]

hi

[Jeff Crouse @jeffcrouse]

@individual8 You should live there. Just move in.

[Chambraigne Socialist @bombsfall]

In the 90s there was a 1/4 chance a movie would have a part where someone walked into a place that was a cross between a dark concert venue and a criminal hideout, and people were getting tattoos and there was BDSM happening too sometimes. Ministry would be playing.

[cyriak harris @cyriakharris]

Sequel to Jack & the Beanstalk: after hearing about Jack's adventure everyone rushes to buy magic beans so they can also steal treasure from a giant. It turns out Jack made it all up, but people are so invested in magic beans now they have to keep buying and selling them...

[Jeff Crouse @jeffcrouse]

Is there any way to get my @ElectricObjects EO1 onto my new wifi network?

[rob dubbin @robdubbin]

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g —
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

[Jeff Crouse @jeffcrouse]

@aarontweets In my experience it’s worse than that.

Me: I have this free thing all you have to do is come get it!

People on craigslist: ok I’ll be there to get it at 5pm

Me: great I will take down the listing and wait for you to arrive

People on Craigslist: *dissappears forever*

[Tom McGovern @tommcgovern27]

Jack and Diane but all of the lyrics are “suckin’ on a chili dog”

[Jeff Crouse @jeffcrouse]

@golan @robertransick Casa Segura https://t.co/Ayg7NUEd2C

[Jeff Crouse @jeffcrouse]

@aarontweets When I have used sprite sheets with irregular frames it was because they were from a program like TexturePacker that optimizes the overall texture size by squeezing the images as close as possible and then exports metadata

[Jeff Crouse @jeffcrouse]

@manytypesoftea The Mandatory $2 Chips were Stale... I think I need a do-over.

[Jeff Crouse @jeffcrouse]

Guesses?

[Jeff Crouse @jeffcrouse]

Today's soundtrack: https://t.co/7HpZblPbZX

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

me: what’s your name?

alien: it cannot be pronounced by your earth tongue

me: is it jeff?

alien:

me:

alien: I didn’t know you could do j sounds it actua—it is jeff

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘Home Alone 2: Lost In New York’ star Donald Trump has tested positive for COVID-19.

(Source: @realDonaldTrump)

[Jeff Crouse @jeffcrouse]

@cyberia_mix @GoodWillsmith Me too

[Jeff Crouse @jeffcrouse]

@zachlieberman loving this thread of experimentation

[Skoog @Skoog]

me: [stops believing]

journey: mother fucker