Joe Calder, An Honourable Man

joe calder, inventor of the crumpet sandwich and veggie sausage chow mein, misunderstood genius

[Joe Calder, An Honourable Man @Jeffdallama]

@mrjohnofarrell sorry to bother you but I came across a signed first edition copy of one of your books in a charity shop. I wonder if you know to value of your signature as I am planning to make all future financial decisions with this asset in mind? Hope you get back to me
Joe

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prick

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Master race

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

August 13th is International Left Handers Day 👍🏻

[Peep Show Script @PeepScript]

Mark: (Butter the toast, eat the toast, shit the toast. God, life's relentless. The April door closes, the Sophie door opens. The loveless marriage. Cut off the cock and stick it in a jar. Might be a relief.)

[Joe Calder, An Honourable Man @Jeffdallama]

@Nkomo_88 @AndrewJacklin @ThankYouPutin @RussianEmbassy @BBCWorld @ldprparty @Zhirinovskiy @mfa_russia @RTUKnews @SputnikInt @SkyNews @guardian @standardnews @REESOxford Yeah because if a leader who gases his citizens asks you for help you should always help him

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Nothing worse than opening a tin of quality street and just finding someones sewing kit

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Boycott night

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Quick Crumpet Sandwich for tea

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The Velvet Underground and Nico

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Johnny marr is a genius

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@theJeremyVine Mad they didnt have TV back then

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Reunite The Stench mate

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10/10 service at hotel aplin

Stella

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@ItsDonRobbie Fucking fultons foods mate

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Fucking hate paypal

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Pub

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@briscoepark Theres a horse in the 3rd one

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Dont trust the internet

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