Jeff Geiger

Security Fanatic, DevOps Guy, Open Source Enthusiast, Mensan, Half Centaur.

[Alex McCollister @AlexMcCollister]

@jeffgeiger Hey, the Sharpies weren’t free. This is a business.

[Jeff Geiger @jeffgeiger]

He wanted free speech and a town square. What he did was leave a box of Sharpies in a college bar bathroom.

[Jeff Geiger @jeffgeiger]

Approaching a week after a claim, and I’d heard nothing from @AHS_Warranty. Called them today and they said they’d email me an update. They were great in the past, but this is disappointing.

[Beth Geiger @bethgeiger]

@BernieSanders @SenSanders We won! My 11 yr old son chose to design his final Pinewood Derby car ever after you. He won Best of Show for his grade and overall Best of Show for the whole Salt Valley District in Nebraska. And it’s his birthday!!. #feelthebern #BernieSanders

[Jeff Geiger @jeffgeiger]

@Cirque My circa 2012 #zumanity shirt is becoming straps for 3d printed PPE masks. The show goes on.

[Jeff Geiger @jeffgeiger]

@lulzbot3D my support ticket, #7981, has gone for almost a week without a response. How can it get this moving again?

[Jeff Geiger @jeffgeiger]

Wow. @DropkickMurphys killed it and showed that #COVIDー19 won’t beat us. Fantastic job. I hope more artists do the same!

[Andrew Pease @andythevariable]

HUGE update with @rocknsm 2.5

@Elastic 7.6
@Zeekurity 3
@Suricata_IDS 5
ECS eeeeerrrrryyyyyywhere
New dashboards!!!!

Props to @dcode, @neu5ron, and the whole ROCK team. Big thanks to @jeffgeiger for his super-human efforts to help us get over the line!

https://t.co/CzBiCaO1MV

[Jeff Geiger @jeffgeiger]

@elonmusk and @Tesla, the Cybertruck is already winning awards.

[Jeff Geiger @jeffgeiger]

@dominos - looks like there was a mishap en route. 🙃

[Elastic @elastic]

We're excited to announce that @PerchedSystems has joined Elastic to expand our training and consulting services for building advanced #cybersecurity solutions with #Elasticsearch and the #ElasticStack → https://t.co/BNbU6b265u

[Jeff Geiger @jeffgeiger]

27 inch monitors? What is this, a steampunk art installation?

[Jeff Geiger @jeffgeiger]

If I’ve learned one thing from #DarkNetflix it’s that we should change our locks more often than every 33 years.

[Jeff Geiger @jeffgeiger]

Got a text that it was delayed when I landed. Came off the plane and it says boarding. Sprinted through HOU. No one bothered to update signs. C’mon @SouthwestAir.

[Jeff Geiger @jeffgeiger]

@SouthwestAir - I’d pay an extra 2 or 3 bucks for “SouthwestWiFi” if it worked in the gate areas too, between flights.

[Jeff Geiger @jeffgeiger]

Great efforts on this release by the biggest group of collaborators yet!

[rocknsm @rocknsm]

We're excited to release RockNSM 2.3! Updated to @elastic 6.6.1, Zeek/Bro 2.6.1, and @Suricata_IDS 4.1.2. Added 9 new hunting dashboards and lots of new features. Release blog over at https://t.co/KODqHCQq6B and download at https://t.co/W1QPKc57ga #rocknsm @Zeekurity

[Jeff Geiger @jeffgeiger]

I don’t keep them all, but know that I love you @SouthwestAir. 😘

[Jeff Geiger @jeffgeiger]

There’s a party starting in my gut. It’s not the kinda party you wanna go to, but all my new friends from dinner last night are there, and they’re pretty insistent.

[Nate Guagenti @neu5ron]

DNS Tunneling detection with Bro and ELK using @rocknsm Also, includes additional hunts and while we are at it - normalize dns query, http host, and ssl server name to single field name.
https://t.co/Cdno0TuUll