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[jeff pudlowski @jeffpud]

@tedcruz You did this you piece of shit.

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@chris_parman

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

When you realize you’re just two wins away from a fast food buffet at the White House

[jeff pudlowski @jeffpud]

@FSMidwest PlayStation vue is playing a basketball replay. Where is my @StLouisBlues?

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@BenWalke Keep it!!

[Tony Reali @TonyReali]

People say ‘it’s not a sprint it’s a marathon.’

Eliud Kipchoge ran a 2:01:39 yesterday. That’s a 4:38 pace. For 26.2 miles.

You better believe that’s a sprint.

TRY THIS: Try running a 4:38 pace for as long as you can! How long can you keep it? Answer below!

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@Holdwynate @SarahKSilverman "Woke up this morning. Got yourself a gun"

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@thadstl

[KSDK News @ksdknews]

St. Louis loves its Red Hot Riplets, now get ready for the beer https://t.co/cXhD42jgcD

[jeff pudlowski @jeffpud]

@JuliePudlowski https://t.co/oQJabwA9Cs

[patsy nunes @patsynunes]

my husband: why do you watch this crap?
also my husband: (30 minutes later) I think she is going to pick Blake #TheBachelorette

[TJ Eckert @TJEckertKJRH]

Live look at the amount of F’s Phil Mickelson gives at the moment.

[Bush Leaguer @BushLeague101]

Jake Lamb watching his little brother walk it off for his alma mater Washington Huskies to advance them to Omaha for the first time ever

[UMBC Athletics @UMBCAthletics]

Hey @KStateMBB, u up?

[jeff pudlowski @jeffpud]

@SugarFireSmoke Kick-apple sauce

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

For every retweet of this tweet, Bell will donate 5 cents to mental health initiatives. Here’s my 5 cents. Where’s yours? #BellLetsTalk

[jeff pudlowski @jeffpud]

@JayMewes @HeliumComedySTL @chris_parman

[LEGO @LEGO_Group]

Retweet for your chance to win this year's #LEGONYCC exclusive. LEGO BrickHeadz Boba Fett and Han Solo in Carbonite! 😍👏 @StarWars

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

To be scientifically literate is to empower yourself to know when someone else is full of shit.

[Joe Thomas @joethomas73]

Dear #united, I had to "re-accommodate" someone once

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS