Simply Jeff 🇨🇦

I am a fun flavored father of four and a husband and heart slave to one.

[Simply Jeff 🇨🇦 @jeffuschrist]

Okay we all know that there is only 2 sexual positions, which one do the ladies prefer?

[Jessie Lam _(:3 」∠ ) @axl99]

Have a good weekend and fuck ai

[Outspoken™️ @Out5p0ken]

On March 26, 2026, during a debate on violence against women in Germany’s Bundestag, left-wing MP Kathrin Gebel was repeatedly interrupted by AfD MP Martin Reichardt. She responded:

“Mr. Reichardt, the clitoris has 3,000 nerve endings, and you’re still more sensitive. That’s quite an achievement.”

[Alvaro Berro @alvarofberro]

🚨 #ULTIMAHORA preocupación por el estado de salud mental de Edward Norton. Se le ha visto desorientado hablando solo durante el USA-Turquía en el estadio de los Ángeles.

[Simply Jeff 🇨🇦 @jeffuschrist]

Forgot my belt this morning so everyone got to see a waning crescent during the day.

[Simply Jeff 🇨🇦 @jeffuschrist]

What kind of a country are we when a guy named Charles hits our money, and we don’t start using “Chuck” instead of “buck”?
Example: How much for a medium double-double? About two Chucks.

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

it isn’t

[Simply Jeff 🇨🇦 @jeffuschrist]

Found one of favourite soundtracks on vinyl today.

[Simply Jeff 🇨🇦 @jeffuschrist]

@H0neyW4sp I have the same model. 1953

[aimée 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @sapphyreblayze]

He would not fucking say that

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

Name a better take than this on the Iran war, I’ll wait.

[Simply Jeff 🇨🇦 @jeffuschrist]

@H0neyW4sp What if we throw in an enthusiastic “VERY”?

[Simply Jeff 🇨🇦 @jeffuschrist]

Traffic was a beast this morning.

[Simply Jeff 🇨🇦 @jeffuschrist]

@H0neyW4sp Which is impressive because Hoffs is batting .318 this season

[Simply Jeff 🇨🇦 @jeffuschrist]

@H0neyW4sp Noted

[Simply Jeff 🇨🇦 @jeffuschrist]

@H0neyW4sp How about quiet praise? May we whisper nice things about you?

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

That is Lisa Kudrow.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Exactly like this, with his helmet off. 📷