Jeffy Michel

Apparently I look like Jason Segal. So yah. If you want an autograph hmu

[Jeffy Michel @jeffymichel]

*Compulsively hits refresh on Iowa caucus results*

[Jeffy Michel @jeffymichel]

@govsambrownback Nothing says "I love Kansas" like taking $26 mil of healthcare from kids...

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

"To Bernie Sanders with thanks for your commitment to real health care access for all Americans..."-@HillaryClinton

[Jeffy Michel @jeffymichel]

I like to think I'm the most attractive male that lives in my bedroom

[Jeffy Michel @jeffymichel]

Whenever I kill spiders I yell "NATURAL SELECTION!" as I'm doing so because I feel like it gives justice to the murders I just committed

[Jeffy Michel @jeffymichel]

As we come to the end of the 2015 year, I would like to thank washing machines everywhere for keeping my underwear clean

[Garrett Campion @gcampy23]

90 pizza rolls later @travis_bigler @Cenriquez61 @littletruee @jeffymichel

[Jeffy Michel @jeffymichel]

@jeffymichel: @GreekHouseChefs Getting mad breakfast from the great Chef Jordan #flashbrunch #BestFedGreeks @atoatku

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Experts Refuse To Warn Of Any New Health Hazards Until Americans Deal With Current Backlog http://t.co/E8uq3qG9XF

[KU Alpha Tau Omega @ATOatKU]

Gladiator games are here on Oct. 3! Sign up teams of 5-10. For $10 a person you will get a t-shirt and free food!

[KU Alpha Tau Omega @ATOatKU]

@atoatku Sign up at: http://t.co/8xa5rSpUoD and help us raise some money for Children's Miracle Network!

[President Obama @POTUS44]

The $80 billion we spend each year to keep people incarcerated could pay for universal pre-K for every 3-year-old and 4-year-old in America.

[President Obama @POTUS44]

We could eliminate tuition at every public college and university in America with the $80 billion we spend each year on incarcerations.

[President Obama @POTUS44]

The $80 billion we spend each year on incarcerations could double the salary of every high school teacher in America.

[Jeffy Michel @jeffymichel]

@barretkoch @JoshHoeven I've seen him around but I've never talked to him

[Jeffy Michel @jeffymichel]

@bdittymar @Stuff4blackppl that's doesn't even make sense. I don't watch NBA

[Jeffy Michel @jeffymichel]

Stud•y: verb.

1. Watching videos of puppies learning how to swim

2. Taking 4 hour naps

[Jeffy Michel @jeffymichel]

@otherclamankid 19

[Jeffy Michel @jeffymichel]

I like to watch planet earth before taking a nap so that I can fall asleep to David Attenborough's voice