Joel Edwin Kaliwoh

[K @begottensun]

The NRZ owns so much property they forgot most of them. 😂 Zimbabwe is a crime scene.

[clifton @CliftonMaco]

A current ZANUpf member of the central committee, former MP & war veteran Mr Blessed Geza talking about Tshabangu.

[ELON CLIPS @ElonClipsX]

@elonmusk You deserve this 🫡

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The Tesla team put this together of their own volition (I did not ask for it). Thanks!

[Fadzayi Mahere🇿🇼 @advocatemahere]

🟣Dear @ReserveBankZIM,

1. Please may we get clarity on the “offshore gold reserves?

2. Where are they being held? Why are they offshore as opposed to here?

3. How did those reserves get there?

4. Who is accounting for them?

5. Who has the right to use those reserves?

6. Has the Auditor General audited these reserves?

We need new leaders.🇿🇼

[Hopewell Chin’ono @daddyhope]

#ZimbabweEconomyExclusive

Zimbabwe is broke; it only has less than 12 days of import cover according to the figures released today by the new governor of the Zimbabwe central bank, John Mushayavanhu.

Mushayavanhu said that the central bank only has 2.5 tonnes of gold, which translates to US$189,105,000 at today’s gold price of US$75,642 per kilogram.

The new Reserve Bank Governor said that Zimbabwe has US$100 million in foreign exchange cash, making the total balance US$289,105,000 ONLY!

Zimbabwe’s monthly import bill for March was US$745 million according to the central bank figures, meaning that it only has import cover for 11.6 days, that is ELEVEN DAYS.

For context, Zambia has forex import cover for 3.7 months, Malawi has import cover for 2.7 months, Botswana has import cover for 5.9 months, South Africa has import cover of 5.5 months, Namibia has import cover of 5.6 months, and Kenya has import cover of 4.5 months.

The minimum requirement for import cover is THREE months!

Import cover or import cover ratio is an economic indicator that measures a country's ability to pay for its imports using its foreign exchange reserves.

It is calculated by dividing a country's foreign exchange reserves by its average monthly imports.

Import cover measure is important because it tells you how much a country is able to buy outside its borders.

This obligation of covering imports does not include debt re-payments, meaning that we are in a more serious situation!
After paying its foreign debts, Zimbabwe will have less than 11,6 days of cover!

Zimbabwe now has the highest inflation in the world and a worthless currency after massive looting of public funds and the merciless plunder of the country’s natural resources!

[Joel Edwin Kaliwoh @jekaly2]

@dignitymare7 @HeraldZimbabwe Yep,he's the murderer

[Rontario Dorsett @RontarioD]

Mane Im dead....the Internet wins against lmfao 😭😂😂😂💀 P.Diddy catch a break

Check out Forrest Puff (Forrest Gump) in action 😭😂😂😂😂😂

#PDiddy
#PDiddler

[Joel Edwin Kaliwoh @jekaly2]

@crimewatchzw @PoliceZimbabwe Makawoma moyo zvese nebreni maporosa

[𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐙𝐖 @CrimeWatchZW]

@PoliceZimbabwe [VIDEO] A ZRP officer sets a dog on a learner. St Faith's Mission pupils in Rusape are protesting against the Anglican Church over a new US$600 mission fund, Manica Post reported.

[.s7 @Sekemeyey]

@TrollFootball Another meme 😭😭😂

[Dr.Trust MD @trustmutize]

@ProfJNMoyo @ProfMadhuku @ProfJNMoyo @ProfMadhuku

[Stan Chat @StanChat95]

@MamiyaDuchess J Cole anoda munhu ane 5 O levels including maths and English. Manje ma beauty with braids edu aya ma1😂

[Joel Edwin Kaliwoh @jekaly2]

@Gindagoria @ChiheraStacey @edmnangagwa @ZANUPF_Official The day of the 45 degree shootings, no crime will go unpunished under the sun, justice will prevail eventually

[Pranay Pathole @PPathole]

"I was very curious about what's the meaning of life. I had an existential crisis when I was 11 or 12, came to conclusion that we don't know the answer, but if we increase the scope & scale of civilization we've a better chance of understanding the meaning of life" — @elonmusk

[Joel Edwin Kaliwoh @jekaly2]

Listen and listen carefully

[Tesla Owners Silicon Valley @teslaownersSV]

“Building a company is like having a child: you nurture it, take care of it even when it will ruin you.” Here you see the raw emotion of the toll @tesla @SpaceX took for @elonmusk to make it what it is today. Never give up.

[XPRIZE @xprize]

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@PeterDiamandis
@AnoushehAnsari #environment

[Tesla Owners Silicon Valley @teslaownersSV]

Thankfully @elonmusk didn’t listen to his hero’s who doubted him and yet he proved everyone wrong

[Pranay Pathole @PPathole]

.@elonmusk in 1995, fixing his car by himself as he couldn't afford to pay for repairs