American Airlines is Bullshit

if you need to fly American Airlines because it’s cheaper, DM me and I will personally cover the cost difference for next best airline

[American Airlines is Bullshit @jelliott136]

the tail on the donkey

[American Airlines is Bullshit @jelliott136]

@joelgrus @yaghsizian I do not care one lick about your laptop or how comfortable your lap top is

[American Airlines is Bullshit @jelliott136]

Seat design literally has it recline above the waist line/ above the knee. People who complain about seat reclining are retards. If it matters so much don’t be broke and get a better seat

[Yags @yaghsizian]

Curious where this “you aren’t allowed to recline” thing originated. I swear reclining was just the default until around the covid era and then suddenly like half the population decided there was a widespread social norm to never recline ever. Seems like a psyop.

[Yags @yaghsizian]

Curious where this “you aren’t allowed to recline” thing originated. I swear reclining was just the default until around the covid era and then suddenly like half the population decided there was a widespread social norm to never recline ever. Seems like a psyop.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

you’re laughing? lindsey graham was just reincarnated as ben shapiro’s fifth child and you’re laughing?

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Lindsey Graham knew that the surgery to remove ribs in order to suck your own dick had risks. He went forward with clear eyes and a full heart. He died on his own terms.

[Moms Forseti @ForsetiMoms]

When I graduated High School, , my mom said, she could tell when I started smoking weed, because Sober people don't give out "Goodnight handshakes" To their parents

[ltm @legotrillermoth]

mitch mcconnell showing up to work tomorrow with a big frankenstein scar on his forehead and a much gayer voice than before

[American Airlines is Bullshit @jelliott136]

Insane thing for CNN to say if Mitch is alive. He’s functionally dead and Scott Jennings works for CNN. Why not fire the guy for reputational damage to the network.

[toddstarnes @toddstarnes]

CNN has issued a statement to the Daily Beast regarding Scott Jennings' alleged 20-minute chat with Sen. Mitch McConnell.

"As a CNN Political Commentator, Scott Jennings is not a full-time employee or journalist for the network. His account of a personal conversation with Senator McConnell reflects his experience and is not CNN reporting."

Was CNN not able to verify their own political commentator's reporting?

[Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @ReichlinMelnick]

You were a middle manager who got a shot at the big time and F’d it up so badly that you got the big boss fired, multiple people ended up dead, and you did permanent damage to the president’s approval ratings and the credibility of federal law-enforcement.

You know what I mean.

[American Airlines is Bullshit @jelliott136]

@xxGregTheLegxx Brother I watch it like 9 times a night

[American Airlines is Bullshit @jelliott136]

Sick movie I saw on the plane earlier

[American Airlines is Bullshit @jelliott136]

Follow the link for my official 2026 summer playlist

https://t.co/ITmPiRr0dN

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Keith Hernandez in April: There's real cause for optimism for the Mets this season!

Keith Hernandez in July: My miscreant children have eradicated my bloodline.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

just walked past mitch mcconnell participating in a wet tshirt contest

[American Airlines is Bullshit @jelliott136]

@WmDGill @damintoell @libsoftiktok The D in your name stands for dildo

[American Airlines is Bullshit @jelliott136]

@WmDGill @damintoell @libsoftiktok Considering you all love gutting public education budgets I doubt the district’s “legal department” is very robust

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Infantino: ok I will do some corruption as long as you promise not to tell anyone

Trump: *surrounded by journalists* he's an infant folks, little Bambino Infantino. I told him to jump, he said how high. He can't jump actually, he's very bad at it. I leap. No one can leap like me

[American Airlines is Bullshit @jelliott136]

These however, are pimp, brother. Exactly what it wants to be. Exactly what is says it is. 8/10 snack. Eat em straight or add to a charcuterie board who gives a fuck

[American Airlines is Bullshit @jelliott136]

Hot Honey Pizza? More like Hot Garbage piss! 1/10. 1 point is for the classic Doritos texture we all know and love. Save your money.

[mr pussy @mrpxssy]

in honor of the holiday, I've gotta post the One Big Firework (an accident in San Diego in 2012 where their entire fireworks show went off all at once)