a band called They Are Gutting A Body Of Water has hired me for their music video to break the guiness book of world records to have the most amount of girlfriends in 3 minutes. they told me to invite all of the women who follow me on twitter to come to Thompkins Sq Park today at 6PM.
i am not personally interested in having the worlds most amount of girlfriends in 3 minutes however i am certainly curious about intimacy.