Jose Luis VIVAS

Human Being. I'm interested in people, but NOT 2 much..Love Gadgets.. ALL kinds of music..Concerts?: Yes, YES!

[José Enrique Vivas @Quiquex]

El inconfundible look "panadería portucaraqueña"

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

We should cherish all the stupid people in the world. Without them we wouldn't be considered so clever.

[José Enrique Vivas @Quiquex]

Diosito, ayúdame aquí en Twitter a leer lo que la gente quiere decir, y no lo que su triste ortografía, penosa puntuación y descosida redacción hacen inferir...

[Jose Luis VIVAS @jelsworld]

@wheezywaiter @SimoneGiertz So what you’re saying is that my 95 y/o mother-in-law will take months to clear that side of the table, huh? .. got it!.. luckily it’s only the three of us …lol

[Jose Luis VIVAS @jelsworld]

@RegalMovies Awesome!.. that would be so much fun! #CelebrationTripSweepstakes

[Johnny Oberg @JohnOberg]

It is not your beliefs that make you a better person; it's your behavior that makes you a better person. 💯

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I'm honestly just in total shock at how stupid you all are.

[(((Jew))) @JoshMalina]

I want this job.

[Jose Luis VIVAS @jelsworld]

Yep.

[μέλισσα(Melissa) @1melisza]

This remains in my head rent free

[Jose Luis VIVAS @jelsworld]

@RockyDaleDavis Definitely Waffle House..

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The same people who won't believe the sea is rising happily believe My son could walk on it.

[Jose Luis VIVAS @jelsworld]

@Quiquex Ah que cómico, vi el trailer y estábamos entre esa y una comedia que al final no resultó como tal.. pudo haber sido una mejor opción!

[Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk]

Hey guys, wanna feel old?

I'm 40.

You're welcome.

[Monét @monetxchange]

Dear Auto-Correct,

No one is ever trying to say “ducking”.

[Joshua Weissman @therealweissman]

Real Talk for a second: It is far better to go ahead and follow your own intuition in what makes you happy, than to stop yourself and check if you should do it or not. Please, don't stop yourself when an idea makes you feel something.

[mel 0️⃣ @f0lkmel]

I've been with you since the beginning #allstars5 #TeamMizCracker

[World of Wonder @WorldOfWonder]

Are you #TeamMizCracker? 👑

Retweet, like, comment, and spam the hashtag if you want @miz_cracker to snatch the #AllStars5 crown! 💋

[Jose Luis VIVAS @jelsworld]

@Madonna “Something to Remember” .. all the way

[wheezywaiter @wheezywaiter]

Me: Time to sleep.

My brain: