Brian Jemes

Rural Network Geek

[Brian Jemes @jemes]

Made significant additions to my "Simple Information Technology Principles: Guidelines For Technical Leaders From A Network Engineer's Perspective."
https://t.co/F05OepHUct

[University of Idaho @uidaho]

Candlelight Vigil planned for Nov. 30 on campus and worldwide. https://t.co/q1YQ40fZ0H

[Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig]

Introducing @iAmTheWhaley’s alterNAT. At last, a reasonable way to save (in some cases) millions a year in AWS Managed NAT Gateway fees.

https://t.co/OAmruO9tBN

[Brian Jemes @jemes]

@Mae149 @jsnyder81 @MoBetterWiFi Were we the only one's that thought FWSM rhymed with WiSM?

[Brian Jemes @jemes]

@network_phil What about the !.!.!.!. of an ECMP problem?

[Brian Jemes @jemes]

A year later, I discover the secret to the excellent #GoStanford WiFi. Under seat APs!

[Brian Jemes @jemes]

The #GoStanford WiFi has been awesome all season. Great Upgrade! Let's give it a big test with a #BigGame crowd today. #BeatCal

[Brian Jemes @jemes]

@TracketPacer Always this way.
The network is guilty until proven innocent.

[Brian Jemes @jemes]

There are two kinds of Lazy:
Bad Lazy degrades service by cutting corners.
Good Lazy improves service by automating routine work.

[Brian Jemes @jemes]

I wonder if the @ipv6buzz team can guess which three "very specific people" @QuinnyPig is snarking about in his comments about AWS Global Accelerator IPv6 in
https://t.co/K5XH9v66OK

[Brian Jemes @jemes]

@TracketPacer @azonenberg People say "packet captures don't lie," but the 'scope is truth serum.

[Brian Jemes @jemes]

@TracketPacer @azonenberg Indispensable when you absolutely, positively have to see inside the Interframe Gap.

[Brian Jemes @jemes]

This would be a great @DayTwoCloudShow topic.

[Brandon Chu @BrandonMChu]

"Swinging the Pendulum" is my favourite operating principle @Shopify. I learned it here and used for many years in leadership.

It's a metaphor we used to communicate when we need teams to start optimizing for the other end of the spectrum.

Here's how it works:

[Brian Jemes @jemes]

Concurrent Wi-FI device peak: 10,359, a 14% increase after plateauing in Fall 2017.
Completed 5 year, 5 GHz Wi-Fi re-design. Now have 5:1 ratio of wall plate to overhead APs.

[Brian Jemes @jemes]

@forrestbrazeal Special Projects

[Brian Jemes @jemes]

@forrestbrazeal Reorg

[Brian Jemes @jemes]

@forrestbrazeal RFP

[Brian Jemes @jemes]

Fun to hear about DOS being used as a virus containment strategy.

[Brian Jemes @jemes]

"Basically. If a virus comes alive on DOS, it's like, Oh, Crap!". --@SGgrc SN883
https://t.co/svKbxerhXs

[Brian Jemes @jemes]

@newscientist @adrianco @tomgauld The Gordian #kabelsalat @reidhoffman

[Brian Jemes @jemes]

Glad to see my good friend, Ken, is staying young at heart and sharing the HP Way with another generation of engineers!

[Puneet Sharma @punwitter]

And sometimes mentors try to pass off as #interns too :)
cc: @lianjiecao @diman_zt @farazahmd9 @umakantkulkarni @qi_shixiong @XiaoYunming @ZhuolongYu @HPE_labs

#NationalInternDay

[Max Davis-Johnson @mdj444kc]

New Max's Minute on technology sharing and collaborating in Higher Ed. #BoiseState https://t.co/1N1Ix94Weo