Jemidia

I cast video games sometimes

[SleepLate @_SleepLate]

dear fangame creators please stop putting all 1025 pokemon in your game

[ྀི @hrtindica]

only freak when froken to

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

People who back into parking spots cannot be truly present. You envisualized your departure the moment you arrived

[Okami @OkamiOfficial]

@TheIshikawaRin is this more to your liking

[Autosport @autosport]

The last two drivers to qualify P16 in a title deciding race at Abu Dhabi:

2021 - Nicholas Latifi
2025 - Lewis Hamilton

👀

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@BlueJays @MLB @MLBONFOX @MLBNetwork @MLBDominicana @mlbespanol @27vladdyjr @baseballcanada @CDNBaseballHOF @Sportsnet @FAN590 Blue Jay (rotated), by Helen Frankenthaler, 1963, 📸 by @haffeyphoto

[Jemidia @Jemidia1]

I have to get this off my chest. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.

E33 is well worth the money. It’s an incredibly fun game with awesome combat and top notch build-making.

But GotY?

For its story??

This feels like a joke and everybody is in on it except for me.

[Jemidia @Jemidia1]

Tifosi hate crime?

[formularacers @formularacers_]

Max Verstappen just completed the FASTEST EVER LAP in F1 by average speed (264.681 km/h).

[Blizzard’s Ghost @patrictheguy]

bird incel: I’m beakcucked. one shade of plumage is the only difference between a nest and pathetic feathercope. Eat the black beetle, it’s over

Me: *hearing only hearing sweet chirping* handsome passerines a flutter in their buoyant reverie! glad tidings!

[Vivian @suchnerve]

ME AT 2 A.M.: “Is all love doomed to fade to indifference?”

TACO BELL CASHIER: “Look, lady. It’s ephemeral, like a wave upon the shore.”

[Jemidia @Jemidia1]

Weakness vs Balanceblade type shit

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

If something goes down 10% and then up 10% are you back where you started?

No because the decrease is from a bigger number.

E.g., 100 - 10 =90 + 9 = 99

[Jemidia @Jemidia1]

@wingmanLMG @jakeybenham Nobody crashes for the love of the game anymore

Stroll crashes cuz his dad pays for it
Alonso crashes because old people can’t drive
Bearman crashes because he’s not old enough for his license yet

With Magnussen and Sarge gone, somebody needs to put the fear of god in F1 again.

[Jemidia @Jemidia1]

@wingmanLMG @jakeybenham Say what you will man, but this sport hasn’t felt the same ever since the greater driver of all time (Logoat Sargeant 🦅) had his seat unfairly stolen.

His absense creates divides.

[Jemidia @Jemidia1]

This is just so humiliating

[Lina Khan @linamkhan]

This was my final week as @FTC Chair so I wanted to say thank you.

[Jemidia @Jemidia1]

I can’t put down the cup

[niplav is @niplav_site]

A group of 6·10²³ people who are romantically involved with each other is called a molecule

[Jemidia @Jemidia1]

Why are there children on my timeline.

[Jemidia @Jemidia1]

@PlayFragPunk @FrenchDonavon you and me brother #FragPunk

[FragPunk @PlayFragPunk]

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[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

You’re playing prime LeBron 1v1. You start off with a 99-0 lead, first to 100 wins.

Do you win or lose?