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All round pretentious shit.

[H @jemimahar]

@janlevinson69 My two faves xx

[H @jemimahar]

@starzvation You absolutely can tell though - a lot of men are no good.

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Feeling as fat as a house nobody speak to me

[miranda @mirandareinert]

nobody gets lena dunham like me and my closest friends who are all geniuses constantly teetering on the edge of loserdom

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

All adventurous women do.

[Louis Pisano @LouisPisano]

HISTORY. https://t.co/RJHzuZ2An6

[ٰ @mydiarymemes]

Scooby-Doo, world premiere (2002)

[H @jemimahar]

@Lola3qd @MsRade92 Every time I fake tan I think of it 😂

[Amy Van Gar @amyvangar]

I actually think this has more of a Heartbeat vibe. Like this is the barmaid's long lost nephew who has been shipped up north to Yorkshire to do him some good, and he subsequently spends his time playing the piano in the Aidensfield Arms

[Computer ♥ Records @ComputerLove_]

Windows Live Messenger 2009 Emoticons

[ana @pelicinema]

feeling so out of place everywhere i go

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i work in private finance and i can tell you AI is OUT and gnomes are IN as the next big thing for 2026. every investment firm i talk to cant get enough of big mushrooms with small wooden doors, conical red hats, illusion magic, comic mischief, etc

[H @jemimahar]

@PolitlcsUK 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

[Michael’s #2 Italian Restaurant 🤌 @myitalianhell]

saw two beautiful women with just the ugliest husbands the other day. Not genetically unattractive just zero effort dads, unkempt and listless. I wanted to call someone some kind of authority but there’s no one to call. there’s no one to call.

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

i have finished vanderpump rules. those were the best days of my life.

[H @jemimahar]

@GWRHelp the 12:11 from Charlbury to London Paddington was showing as in time but it hasn’t turned up and has now disappeared off the board. Did it not run from Worcester?

[H @jemimahar]

@AliceRHamilton She's wearing an oh polly dress...