Jen

Runs a lot. Whinges about running a lot

[Jen @jen81]

@PADI 180ft/53m on the SS Coolidge in Vanuatu, single tank - unbelievable wreck, spent a week diving it

[Mumnipotent Ruler @MumOfTw0]

My husband asked me today why the baby bouncer was in the bathroom and that just shows how different our lives are.

[Jen @jen81]

@flint_writes Sorry you’ve had a rubbish week. I would add wine. Or gin.

[john sturgis @sturgios]

The cover image of the Harry book looks like a scientific reconstruction of the face of a neolithic hunter found remarkably well preserved in a peat bog

[Jen @jen81]

@Palestan @Yorkshirebandit Amazing; now I need a mojito

[Jen @jen81]

@KirkpatrickTony @pritipatel The rules are very clear...

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Watching Trump try to tweet through this ban is 100% the most work he’s done for his entire term

[Jennifer Palmieri @jmpalmieri]

It has not escaped my attention that the day social media companies decided there actually IS more they could do to police Trump’s destructive behavior was the same day they learned Democrats would chair all the congressional committees that oversee them.

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

Starting to feel that being governed by a cowardly indecisive attention-seeker reliant on a cabinet of intellectually dull sycophants and one-note ideologues during a health crisis is not as fun as the posters all suggested.

[Jen @jen81]

@realDonaldTrump Not as much as the the other guy....

[Jen @jen81]

@realDonaldTrump This is awkward, but you weren’t running against previous sitting presidents. Someone probs should have told you that....

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

Unless he confirms in advance that this is a concession speech, no broadcaster should cover this. Leave him howling in the dark, spitting lies and bile to an empty room.

[Jen @jen81]

@Palestan I wish this was always true

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

The Trump re-election strategy seems to be to argue that only Donald Trump can save America from Donald Trump’s America.

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

Hi, ER Doc here.

If you think wearing a piece of cloth makes it “hard to breathe”, then trust me you do NOT want COVID-19.

[DAN @dankthemanc]

I see Johnson’s plane is nearly finished

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

the room next door - Dominic Raab and Taking a Knee

[cluedont @cluedont]

April: At least it can't get any worse.

May: Hold my beer.

June: *grabs beer and throws it at a police horse*

[harry moore @Harry_Moore_]

today’s had it all but my highlight has been dominic cummings leaving his house with a finding nemo ball, a film all about a stupid cunt who endangers his family, friends and neighbours by breaking simple rules and travelling long distances not once but twice

[Jenny Eclair @jennyeclair]

I dont have primary school age children but if i did, i think Id send them back on the same day as Prince George and Princess Charlotte