jen 🖤

pastry gal 👩🏻‍🍳 // dog mom 🐶

[Jeremy Elder @jeremyelderr]

I feel like we’re living in the only universe where Post Malone isn’t a line cook

[kristen 🦇 @fantasmicluvr]

getting a lobotomy at bibbidi bobbidi boutique

[Odeya Pinkus @OdeyaPinkus]

Is your apartment building new, or does it have a Hot Pole You Sometime Can't Touch?

[Binging With Babish @BingingWBabish]

I don’t know why cats’ kneading is referred to as making muffins or biscuits - you don’t want to knead either of those, you’ll develop too much gluten and they’ll turn out tough. Muffin batter is also super wet! I dare you to try and knead muffin batter, cats.

[jen 🖤 @jen_laxton]

@dribget

[bridget @dribget]

the question isn’t would you bang a 71 year old it’s would you bang Meryl Streep and the answer is yes

[jen 🖤 @jen_laxton]

@dribget no

[bridget @dribget]

All because Ms. Henry wouldn’t let him come to south

[jen 🖤 @jen_laxton]

@BananaJamana This is Kirby! He is 8 months old and He has heterochromia which is common for dappled mini dachshunds! We love him!

[jen 🖤 @jen_laxton]

Thank you so much to Melly over at The Emporium for making our day with your kind words and well wishes for our anniversary ❤️ #castcompliment @WDWToday

[jen 🖤 @jen_laxton]

@TheHazelHayes This is Kirby. He had a procedure done the other day and is now wearing his comfy cone which looks like an airplane pillow. He is ready for takeoff! ✈️

[jen 🖤 @jen_laxton]

@hankgreen The Bob the Builder theme song was the #1 song in the UK in the year 2000 no I am not joking

[jen 🖤 @jen_laxton]

@eericajunee Dms are open

[jen 🖤 @jen_laxton]

Snow Day! ☃️ ⁦@neatdude⁩

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

can we just let the producers of great british bake off run the government and live in a whimsical utopia where our biggest crisis is a soggy bottom

[bridget @dribget]

Why are teachers held more accountable for their student’s test grades than cops are for the people they kill

[jen 🖤 @jen_laxton]

real friends take the same antidepressants as you