Jennifer Bailey

[Michael A. Cohen (NOT TRUMP’S FORMER FIXER) @speechboy71]

This is a terrifying moment for American Jews - maybe the most terrifying in modern American history

[Radley Balko @radleybalko]

The new White House chief political strategist ran a website with a category of stories called "Black Crime."

[Jennifer Bailey @jenbaileydr]

This isn't a whine; it's a demand. We aren't complaining; we are putting you on notice. #lovetrumpshate

[Jennifer Bailey @jenbaileydr]

Election season doesn't have to be yelling season. Ideas for how talk politics without so much stress:
https://t.co/snEfSknspd

[Jennifer Bailey @jenbaileydr]

I want to do something truly scary for Halloween, so this year I am going as the 2016 Election Season. #Election2016

[Jennifer Bailey @jenbaileydr]

Only place my dog will poop is outside the house with the debate on. Even she's sick of this election. #debatenight

[Jennifer Bailey @jenbaileydr]

Waiting for the inevitable "iPhone users get jacked" headlines ... #iPhone7

[Jennifer Bailey @jenbaileydr]

"Make Mexico Great Again Also" sounds like something a @Jezebel commenter would say sardonically.

[Jennifer Bailey @jenbaileydr]

I want a mask like Darth Vader's. It was a portable humidifier for sure, right? #asthmaproblems

[Dungeons And Donalds @DungeonsDonald]

Instead of dungeon map, I think both DMs should release detailed character sheets. I have no prob doing so! Hillary?

[Jennifer Bailey @jenbaileydr]

Trump = chaotic-neutral, right? Maybe gets shit done but then gets your party beheaded and dgaf.

[Jennifer Bailey @jenbaileydr]

Didn't realize hotel had motion sensing lights. Instead thought I'd wound up in The Upside Down. #StrangerThings

[Jennifer Bailey @jenbaileydr]

This diaper rash cream will never lie to u! Unlike Hillary! Vote for diaper rash cream in 2016!

[Jennifer Bailey @jenbaileydr]

@davidbylerRCP Hadn't seen it, thanks for the heads up!

[Jennifer Bailey @jenbaileydr]

@davidbylerRCP I am holding out for a %5 chance so I can say he would have to roll a critical hit to win. #d20system

[Jennifer Bailey @jenbaileydr]

@sunshinedmitri I read Barb as another example of the tragic Lesbian trope. But I was definitely reaching.

[Jennifer Bailey @jenbaileydr]

@onlxn Please tell me you intend for your epic Trump satire to be staged as a four-day operatic spectacle one day.

[Owen Ellickson @onlxn]

TRUMP: "Black people: guys: in some polls I get like 1% from you guys. I'm losing to TWO GIRLS with you guys. Just saying, it hurts, OK?"

[Owen Ellickson @onlxn]

TRUMP: Dunno why you had me aim a speech at blacks.
AILES: [whirring noise]
TRUMP: So whites can say I'm not racist! It WAS for whites! Nice