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[Kansas Football @KU_Football]

It is that deep.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Trump offering voters $5,000 reminds me of when I ran for 6th grade class president and promised everyone no homework.

[Warren @swd2]

Trump wants to give married couples $9000 per child so one parent can stay home with the kids and this is all good because it promotes traditional families.

But Mamdani wanted to give parents 2-hours a week of free childcare to have a date night and that made him a communist?

[™ @taylormade]

Update @FDA?

[Dua @Duakz5q]

THE AMOUNT OF MEN ASKING ❝WHAT IF SHE GETS HER PERIOD AND STARTS A WAR❞ ABOUT A 60 YEAR OLD WOMAN IS A PRIME EXAMPLE OF WHY MEN NEED TO STAY OUT OF OUR REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS

[Covie @covie_93]

The people who wanted Jimmy Kimmel to be fired over a melania joke are suddenly ok with a UFC fighter's disgusting 'joke' about Michelle Obama on White House grounds.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Today, Elon Musk, a trillionaire, pays the same amount into Social Security as someone making $184,500.

If we end that absurdity and lift the cap on taxable income, we can make Social Security solvent for 75 years and expand benefits by $2,400. My Social Security bill does that.

[Kansas Jayhawks @KUAthletics]

Thanks for stopping by, Team Algeria! 🇩🇿

[Blake Aerni @BlakeAerni]

The University of Kansas band learned the Algerian National Anthem to welcome the team before training. 🇩🇿

Absolutely incredible…

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[jezz @JezziiB]

Just a reminder: Your enemy isn’t the guy making $60k a year. It’s the billionaire making $60k a minute, hoarding record wealth while cutting jobs and lecturing workers about fiscal responsibility.

[Dylan @dsmitty23_]

OKC MOCK TRADE🚨

OKC: keeps Jalen Williams and Chet Holmgren

Everyone Else: stops posting their god awful mock trades that will never happen

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

“tax the rich” offends too many people in a country where 82% of adults make less than $100k a year

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

If insurance companies can deny care and call it "medically unnecessary", why aren't they required to have malpractice insurance doe when they get it wrong and someone gets sicker or tragically dies ?

[Brandon Rahbar @BrandonRahbar]

Free throw battle

Lakers: 15-20
Austin Reaves: 6-8
Thunder: 7-8

No idea how podcasts, social media and First Things First are going to fill their content space the next 2 days.

[Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @RepJasmine]

A BILLION dollars.

Not for lowering costs. Not for helping families. Not for anything that actually makes the cost of living more affordable.

A billion dollars for Trump’s ballroom.

While folks are out here struggling to keep up with rent, groceries, gas prices, utilities, and rising healthcare costs — this is what Republicans are prioritizing.

[Mandy @rabbimandyx]

Hey @Grok, is the government proposing $1 billion in taxpayer funds for the ballroom that Trump said would be 100% privately funded? Be very concise.

[Noah Taylor @noahforkansas]

I'm a Democrat running in Kansas. I know what that means statistically. I also know that when you talk to people across this state - farmers, nurses, veterans, small business owners - the frustration has hit a different level. People aren't looking for a party. They're looking for someone who actually gives a damn. I do.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Dillon Brooks staring down the bartender on the beach in Cancun after getting swept by the Thunder

[Meacham @MeachamDr]

I know what I’m going as for Halloween this year.