Ugh what’s with all the free range organic baby food crap? My parents fed me Wonder bread and jelly and guess what, I miraculously grew into an adult. I mean, not a functioning one. But still.
The Bachelor is like.." I don't want you...but please don't hate me.. let me torture you even more by following you......and telling you over and over that I don't want you" #thebachelor
Me: How come my kids have their own bedrooms and I have to share a closet with a man who hoards yard work shirts?
Interviewer: we meant questions about the job
Me: *sips coffee* oh I don’t want the job. I’m just looking for answers.
“Why are men great until they gotta be great?”
Meaning: men hold the highest seats of power on the planet. They’re constantly appointed greatness and yet cannot seem to do any good with it.
#truthhurts
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As my kid gets older he goes to bed later, which means he hangs out longer, which means *I* have to stay up later to get my alone time, which means by the time he’s 13, I’ll be going to bed at sunrise.