Jenny McCutchan

Missouri girl who loves books, movies, people, travel, and Jesus.

[Jenny McCutchan @jenmc0712]

"You can't wait until life isn't hard anymore before you decide to be happy." - Nightbirde

[Jenny McCutchan @jenmc0712]

"This is the worst hood I've ever been in! Adulthood!" #CoworkerQuotes #Adulthood

[Jenny McCutchan @jenmc0712]

"Of all the first world problems, this one is the worst!" #notenoughfries #husbandquotes

[Jenny McCutchan @jenmc0712]

Humidity is air that you wear

[Jenny McCutchan @jenmc0712]

"Does this place have a bath & bodyworks? We need to get some bubbles!" #tubtime #husbandquotes

[LADbible @ladbible]

'I was concerned when my daughter came back from walking the dog... without the dog' 😂🐶

[Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_]

"What are the patient's symptoms?"
"He got joo joo eyeballs."
"Really? That's rare."
"He got monkey finger."
"Both those things?!"
"He got walrus gumboot."
"How is this man still alive?!"
"He got feet down below his knee."
"Well, that's normal."

[Jenny McCutchan @jenmc0712]

If you're not ready to give it all up, you don't understand the offer. #grace @jubileestl

[Jenny McCutchan @jenmc0712]

"This is a one man show! What do you think you're gonna do?" #titleofmysextape #quote

[Jenny McCutchan @jenmc0712]

You can't define yourself by the things that you are NOT! #identity

[Jenny McCutchan @jenmc0712]

Who's Pete, and why does he get all the love? #fortheloveofpete

[Jenny McCutchan @jenmc0712]

@AskCapitalOne How do I flag my account for an upcoming overseas trip?

[Jenny McCutchan @jenmc0712]

That moment when you wonder if any of the new cemetery residents are patients you've had recently #nurselife

[Jenny McCutchan @jenmc0712]

That moment when you drive past the cemetery and realize you have 4 new neighbors...

[Jenny McCutchan @jenmc0712]

@BrooklynBoyMom So cute! I miss you guys! And now I'm craving banana bread

[Jenny McCutchan @jenmc0712]

@fitzgerund @krisstraub Lil cough drops

[Jenny McCutchan @jenmc0712]

@EmDavNTheMornin Maybe you can introduce me 😉

[Rick Hein @Heinsight2020]

Just learned that the average goldfish has an attention span of 9 secs, while the average for a person in 2017 is 7 secs. #weirdfacts

[Jenny McCutchan @jenmc0712]

"Have someone lick a ring of salt from around your face" -Beer Park #coaster #quote #vegastrip