Jenny

Christian wife, 1st grade teacher, mom to two young adults. Not beholden to any political group.

[Jenny @jenpurlteach]

@LarryJeff @jamieadesigns

[Carolyn Wiger @carolynwiger]

God’s plan. The moral of the story here is simple. Don’t sweat the small stuff. Nothing (and no one) is ever completely wrecked or broken. Accept things as they are and make the best of it.💜🌈💜

#Survivor #Survivor44 #stopdeletingmyscenes

[Jenny @jenpurlteach]

Anyone want to play Sharks and Mentos? 🦈 #kindergartenquotes

[Lynda Carter @RealLyndaCarter]

I trained at Waffle House.

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

Bob was one of the nicest guys I ever knew. He was my perfect opposite.💚

[Jenny @jenpurlteach]

Ok guys numbers aren’t ever in cursive.
Kid: why?
They just aren’t, that’s just for letters.
Kid: ok. Unless God wants to make them that way. . .
#firstgradequotes

[Jenny @jenpurlteach]

Kid1: Do you want to play Titanic?
Kid2: I don’t know that game.
Kid1: It was the biggest ship a long time ago and there’s a bunch of fun stuff to do on it.
Kid2: Ok
*Look out he didn’t tell you the rest of the story!*
#kindergartenquotes #titanic

[NASA @NASA]

IMPACT SUCCESS! Watch from #DARTMIssion’s DRACO Camera, as the vending machine-sized spacecraft successfully collides with asteroid Dimorphos, which is the size of a football stadium and poses no threat to Earth.

[Robert Behrens @rcb05]

One of the best things about A&M winning is that this video of a blatant missed holding call on Arkansas’ final drive won’t ruin my entire day.

[Jenny @jenpurlteach]

Yesterday when kids were leaving one by one at the end of the day, this one first graders said, “This is like Squid Game” and I guess he wasn’t wrong. #firstgradequotes

[Jenny @jenpurlteach]

@heyyymie
Clue: Every Major Character, Ranked by Hilarity https://t.co/CSrk8JQRQw

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

I feel like whoever invented paper straws doesn’t know what straws are used for.🫠

[Jenny @jenpurlteach]

https://t.co/S5l8mkUq9i

[Jenny @jenpurlteach]

@Rangers #kluv3

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

My neighbors with the fireworks celebrate the twelve days of July 4th.

[Jenny @jenpurlteach]

This is how politicians rig elections: by gerrymandering voting districts to guarantee their own re-election. That's corruption at the core of our political process. https://t.co/WEcxXiy6bW

[Jenny @jenpurlteach]

Zooey Deschanel's Craft Organization Giveaway https://t.co/aA5in9OnXd

[Jenny @jenpurlteach]

@theauntman Was it supposed to be Soilent Green?
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It's PEOPLE!

[Jenny @jenpurlteach]

@Whataburger 👶🏻🍭🌶️🥓, 🍟, 🍦🥛🥤

[Jenny @jenpurlteach]

The corpse/swimming in a body of water ratio is greatly affected by the density of corpses within that body of water. For me, anyway.

[Jenny @jenpurlteach]

April Shopping Spree Sweepstakes https://t.co/DuMyyZpknB