Andrew D. Jensen

#BYU & #AU alum with eclectic interests in #business #technology #humor #triathlon #LDS #SocialEntrepreneurship #internationalaffairs #policy #music

[Andrew D. Jensen @jensenand]

Be careful. They are everywhere.

[🍯 @gpumaxxer]

fake life maxxing 💀

with Higgsfield Genjutsu

📹: @iinsightri in IG

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

He needs to try a new color of pants when on TV

[LEGO Joseph Smith @Mormonger]

My wife watching me carry 4 folding chairs under each arm:

[Sterling Snow @sterlingmsnow]

I reread this every year.

I cry like a baby every year.

Todd Beamer died a father, husband, and hero.

Todd: Hello… Operator… listen to me. I can’t speak very loud. This is an emergency. I’m a passenger on a United flight to San Francisco. Our plane has been hijacked.

Lisa: I understand. Can they see you?

Todd: No. There are three that we know of. They have knives — razor knives, like box cutters. Someone announced from the cockpit there was a bomb. It sounded fake.

Lisa: Your name?Todd: Todd Beamer. United Flight 93.Todd: They killed one passenger in first class. They forced most of us back. Fourteen of us here. Five flight attendants. The guy with the bomb ordered us to sit on the floor.

Lisa: Are you okay?

Todd: We’re going down… wait. No. We’re leveling off. We changed directions. We’re flying east again.

Todd: A guy named Jeremy called his wife. She told him two planes hit the World Trade Center. Lisa, is that true?

Lisa: I have to tell you the truth. It’s very bad. Both towers are gone. A third plane hit the Pentagon. Our country is under attack. I’m afraid your plane may be part of their plan.

Todd: Oh God. Lisa, will you do something for me? Call my wife and my kids. Promise me you’ll call.

Lisa: I promise.

Todd: Our home number is… You have the same name as my wife. Lisa. We’ve been married ten years. She’s pregnant with our third child. Tell her I love her. I’ll always love her. We have two boys — David, he’s 3, and Andrew, he’s 1. Tell them their daddy loves them and he is so proud of them. The baby is due January 12th. I saw an ultrasound. We still don’t know if it’s a girl or a boy.

Lisa: I’ll tell them. I promise, Todd.(Lisa patches in the FBI.)

Agent: Todd, your plane is on a course for Washington. Best guess is the White House or the Capitol.

Todd: I understand. I’ll be back.

Todd: Everyone knows this isn’t a normal hijacking. We have decided we will not be pawns in their plot.

Lisa: What are you going to do?

Todd: Four of us are going to rush the one with the bomb. Then the cockpit. A stewardess is getting boiling water. We’ll take them out.

Todd: Would you pray with me?They pray the Lord’s Prayer. Then: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for thou art with me.

Todd: God help me. Jesus help me.Are you guys ready? Let’s Roll.

[el gato malo @boriquagato]

today's finance tip:

accumulate a diversified portfolio of bonds.

[sofia @soficiz]

Kids today on computer

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

Hear me out.

[Ibraheem @ibraheemch333]

@Erling Might delete later

[Zerꗞ @zerowontmiss]

Mexicans after watching The Odyssey

[Andrew D. Jensen @jensenand]

Happy Pioneer Day #Utah #Idaho #Wyoming #Nevada #Arizona

[James Divis @j_divis]

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[Milton Friedman Daily @MiltonFriedmanW]

“The government doesn’t have any money. Only people have money. The government only gets money by putting its hand in your pocket and taking it out.”

— Milton Friedman

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

I felt this picture!

[Andrew D. Jensen @jensenand]

Mood

[Spill The Memes @SpillTheMemes]

😂😂😂

[A Winner 🏀 🎯 @WinWith1k]

Acceptance is the last form of control.

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

The World Cup final, perfectly summarised in this Brazilian cartoon.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

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[Chase Thomason @ChaseThomason]

Another reminder that Utah’s monsoon is far from over.

This video was taken yesterday at North Creek in Beaver, where heavy rain over the Cottonwood Fire burn scar sent a dangerous debris flow rushing downstream. You can see the mud, rocks, trees, and other debris being carried by the flood.

Burn scars are especially dangerous during monsoon season because the scorched ground can’t absorb water like it normally would. Even a brief downpour can trigger life-threatening flash flooding and debris flows.

If you’re recreating near recent wildfire burn scars, stay weather aware and never underestimate these storms. They can turn deadly in a matter of minutes.

📹: Kyra Maycock