Jennifer

Don’t be daft, that’s a potato

[Sam North @The_Sam_North]

Dozens of countries have qualified for recent World Cups and most fans barely left a trace.

In their first World Cup week for 28 years, Scotland fans have:

Twinned Glasgow with Boston
Misplaced every traffic cone
Drank all the beer, literally
Irn Bru world record
Taken over baseball

A Guatemalan guy asked me what Yes Sir, I Can Boogie is so he could add it to his playlist 🕺
A Moroccan guy asked me about Loch Lomond (the song)

People LOVE Scotland!

What else did I miss?

[Joe @andjustliketwat]

Clapping on the doorstep at 8pm every Thursday for the M&S cookie bakers

[kam⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @kamirrorball]

THIS FUCKING SMASH HIT

[iraorla 🍉 @orlacsm]

that fridge is jam packed

[Jennifer @jensmithX]

@BritishGas No I had requested a call back to discuss the matter. This is now the 3rd I have called up to chase the compliant that was made 8 weeks ago.

[Jennifer @jensmithX]

@BritishGas been waiting 5 days on a call back to discuss a complaint. Have chased up but still no follow up from your side. Please advise on next steps

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Taylor Swift’s 2025, so far:

• Purchased her masters
• Announced new album ‘The Life of a Showgirl’
• Got engaged to Travis Kelce

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

At this pace, Jet2 Holiday is the song of the summer.

[Sean Garrette @seangarrette]

I need a Jet2Holiday BAD

[current taker @Krys__tiana]

wrong. nothing beats a jet2 holiday

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

You belong with me.
💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤

Letter on my site :)

[Snake Derick @SnakeDerick]

Jesus fuck. In a very fiercely contested race, this would probably win the “worst place to sit in Glasgow” award.

Permanently in the shade, a haven for every degenerate in the city, next to a bus route, facing 3 bookies and literally on a bus stand/ taxi rank 😂😂😂

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Daylight Saving Time has begun, leading to later sunsets.

[Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah]

ten thousand lifetimes have passed since this happened

[remand chic @our_jesse]

The smell of a just-opened bag of Mini Eggs should be prescribed on the nhs for menty health

[Alicia🫧 @alicialartey]

Whoever is in charge of M&S food has an incredible mind

[PaulShilly @shillcock_paul]

You know, I want my country back too

Back from the far right, the racists, the politicians who prey on ignorance and xenophobia, back from the EDL, Farage, Reform The Daily Mail, The Sun and every God forsaken crappy organisation that spreads divisive hate

[Jennifer @jensmithX]

@bookingcom please reply urgently to my DM. The property cancelled on us on the day of arrival. We have no where to stay. We can’t get a hold of customer service or gain a response on the live chat.

[Jennifer @jensmithX]

@bookingcom please reply urgently to my DM. The property cancelled on us on the day of arrival. We have no where to stay. We can’t get a hold of customer service or gain a response on the live chat.

[Jennifer @jensmithX]

@DogsAloudGlsgw @sawdoctors