Countess de La Betch

I'm just saying whatever the fuck comes to mind, and, yes, that includes the word fuck most of the time.

Also, I like rum.

[Countess de La Betch @jenyfromthablok]

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[Yonder Mountain String Band @YonderMountain]

The 15th @StringSummit - July 14-17! Join us for one of the best festivals of the summer: https://t.co/qqEGBLj3jC

[Countess de La Betch @jenyfromthablok]

We traded earrings and then he told me he loved me.

[Countess de La Betch @jenyfromthablok]

Go ahead. You know you want to.

[Countess de La Betch @jenyfromthablok]

Butter saved me.

[Countess de La Betch @jenyfromthablok]

Sometimes the only thing that helps is butter.

[Becca Marshal @Mua87Becca]

hello 911 yes i touched wet food while doing the dishes i'd like surgery to remove my hand

[Busted Flip Flops @GrillinChillin9]

When it rains outside I use to worry about my clothes getting wet. Now when it's raining I'm worried about my phone getting wet.

[Rock @TheMichaelRock]

Coworker: Is it Friday yet?

Me: Getting some pussy this weekend?

Coworker.....Ummm, no.

Me: I know. I'm just reminding you.

[Jackman...Forever @TheAlexP]

My IDGAF just needs WiFi.

[Countess de La Betch @jenyfromthablok]

@SwisherSoSweet I kid. Miss you!

[Countess de La Betch @jenyfromthablok]

@SwisherSoSweet naah, I KNOW they're bs

[Becca Marshal @Mua87Becca]

Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.

[duck @ducksthoughts]

My cousin won't shut up about the time that the Most Interesting Man in the World fingered her.

[Cat From Nowhere @kv8]

I know exactly how movie stars feel because everywhere I go I am mauled, pawed, fought over & adored. And that's just in the house. By Cats.

[Daniel Plainview @10InchesPlus]

The Purge but for people making Purge movies.

[Countess de La Betch @jenyfromthablok]

#POSSUMDROP